Oh NO! American has a weepy orange Boner!!!

[JuniperLea]

I sincerely hope the cure comes in pill form and not cream!

:rofl:

[Donnachaidh]

1. Gawd -- someobdy had to gross me out more than my kid did

He came home from health class raving about watching an actual birth, and looking at cross-sections of penises :rofl:

Now I have to wash the image of a weepy orange boner out of my head! :rofl:

[JuniperLea]

2. There was an exhibit at on of the museums near USC...

When my kids were little... and they had a human body sliced longways in six or more sections... you KNOW which section my two sons stared at the longest!

:rofl:

Bathroom humor is what grows little boys, I'm sure of it!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

5. It's like Ortho.

:D

[Donnachaidh]

14. he laughed at the background music used

For the penis stuff, they used the Jaws music, and for the vagina they used some flowery, chronicles of narnia type music. I told them that is because the penis lives to get into Narnia :rofl:

[Sonoman]

3. YOUCH!!!

"cross-sections of penises"?

OH, damn...

Sonoman

[Donnachaidh]

15. welcome to DU -- and youch is about right

Way to traumatize a 17 year old completely. That and the full frontal live birth footage :rofl:

[Bitwit1234]

4. Well I heard some lady say she couldn't control her kid

she saw a color picture of Bonehead and couldn't understand why she couldn't have that orange.

[4lbs]

6. Some pencillin can cure the drippy, err, weepy Boner.

As for orange....

Maybe not eat Cheetos while watching porn?

[L0oniX]

7. Why would anyone except a porn star sun tan their boner?

[OneGrassRoot]

8. So wrong, on so many levels....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

And ewwwwwww..................

[southmost]

9. and that what america deserves by fucking around with those

corporate whores

[pamela]

10. I had an idea for a poster...

Remember the iconic Obama poster in blue and red that said change? Someone should do one of Boner in the same style but with blue and orange and the word ORANGE at the bottom.

[KathieG]

11. America really needs to get that checked.

[Canuckistanian]

12. DAMN, I was waiting to use that line

I heard Stephanie Miller use it this morning.

[JuniperLea]

16. She made up the orange boner bit, but I made up the cure;)

Stephie said her show was the cure...

[Urban Prairie]

13. Too bad that Americas' weepy orange Boner

apparently looks like he was circumcised by a hung-over physician and was inadvertently lobotomized as well...heh!!