I want hearings on evolution!

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

I think an excellent use of the next two years would be wide-ranging congressional hearings to expose the hoax of evolution.

Please?

Pretty please?

[XemaSab]

1. When we're finished with that

we can determine the true shape of the earth, and whether the sun goes around it or not.

Bonus points if Buzz Aldrin punches people during the hearings.

[Naturyl]

2. Damn good idea. I'm behind it.

It's about time this Marxist hoax was brought to light, before we all lose our core American values.

Also, I think gravity needs to be investigated. This belief that we're all held to the ground is very un-American. It tries to keep people down, and punishes success.

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

3. In case anyone is wondering, this OP is re: this

"The GOP plans to hold high profile hearings examining the alleged “scientific fraud” behind global warming, a sleeper issue in this election that motivated the base quite a bit."

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2010/11/what-now-an-epic-election-meets-the-future/65477/

[Naturyl]

6. Yeah, it's high time these frauds were all exposed.

This whole anti-American fraud of "facts, evidence, and scientific method" needs to go, in fact. It's very damaging to people's faith in things that really matter, like being able to pollute endlessly without consequence. Our economy depends on that faith, and we need to act to defend it.

[Solly Mack]

4. if they have one on gravity mebbe we can talk them into being dropped from atop the Capitol Bldg.

just to show their dedication.

[nadinbrzezinski]

7. Two minds think alike...

[nadinbrzezinski]

5. I want one over Gravity

And another one over Keppler's Laws....

Hell the Euclidian ... wait I could go on all night.

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

9. I think this is apocryphal, but...

it is said that one midwestern state legislature once passed a law making pi 22/7.

[nadinbrzezinski]

12. Well you know the origin of the great noodle appendage right

And there is a story about how one city council outlaws H2O....

[Naturyl]

10. If we overturn Euclidean geometry

Then the GOP can finally run Cthulhu for president.

Win-win situation.

[nadinbrzezinski]

13. Don't know, Palin Chuthulu, or Chuthulu Palin

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

15. I've always assumed "Grand Old Party" was a euphemism for The Old Ones

[nadinbrzezinski]

19. RLOL...

Now I think our dark sense of humor...

Wait the Master himself is calling!

[Naturyl]

16. Palin's cuter

Only Karl Rove would be attracted to Chuthulu.

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

18. Christine O'Donnell wouldn't like that.

"Only Karl Rove would be attracted to Chuthulu."

Think it through...

[Motown_Johnny]

8. and on God!!!! We must prove to all beyond any shadow of a doubt that God exists!

Just look at a leaf... that should do it, right?

[Angry Dragon]

11. Need at least a tree

[Posteritatis]

14. I wouldn't be surprised if they wanted that, too. (nt)

[dimbear]

17. Whoa. Don't get carried away. Evolution is a states rights issue.

True in some states, false in others. That's in the constitution. I heard.

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

21. You're right. 10th Amendment.

The rights not enumerated herein shall be reserved to the states, or to the people, or to monkeys turning into the people.

[kestrel91316]

20. I'm pretty sure you'll see it before this is all over.

[muntrv]

22. Show a picture of the republicker party. That'll show proof of non-evolution.

:evilgrin:

[applegrove]

23. That would be a great idea. It would show the right wing for the hypocrites they are.

Can people please write their congresscritters and ask them for hearings on evolution.

[HughMoran]

24. I want them to tell the American people why they should be happy rolling back HCR

It will backfire in their faces.