Help me pick a bumper sticker slogan

[auburngrad82]

I'm thinking of anti-GOP or anti-Tea Party bumper stickers. My goal is to piss as many off as I can by ridiculing them with humor. It will serve two purposes. First it will embarrass the right wingers. Second it might get through to people with brains that the GOP/Tea Party is a pack of greedy, selfish pricks. Mostly white male pricks at that. Here's what I've come up with so far:

1. The GOP. Crushing hope where ever they find it.
2. I like Tea Baggers. They tickle my balls.
3. The Tea Party is the party of "Rich Whitey".
4. Welcome to the Tea Party. Whites only. All others use back door.
5. Hitler liked tea...
6. Sarah Palin Swallows. Ask me how I know.
7. Tea. It's the new Koolaid.
8. The Tea Party. Steeped in Stupidity.

Yeah, some are a bit crude but frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn who I offend as long as it pisses off the tea baggers.

Edited to add number 7 and 8.

[HughBeaumont]

1. "Keep the Tea. Bush Put Us In Enough Hot Water."

[B Calm]

2. Freedom isn't free, so pay your damn taxes!

[indy legend]

24. Excellent +1

[B Calm]

41. Seen that one on DU, liked it so much I had one made today!

I plan to park next to the guy at work who has "Freedom or Socialism, You Decide" bumper sticker on his pickup.

[proud patriot]

52. It's "Freedom isn't free, Stop Whining and pay your taxes"

I have it on the back of my truck

[proud patriot]

53. Here's the link to where I got it

:hi:

[calimary]

54. I LOVE this one!!!!

:thumbsup: :headbang: :patriot:

[Scuba]

3. I like the first one.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

4. The Teabaggers: A Strange Brew Indeed nt

[doc03]

5. My fav is "Hitler liked tea" n/t

[iamjoy]

6. I Like 1 & 7

Although, the reply about freedom not being free was good too!

oops, not 8 - I like 7

[samplegirl]

7. I'm with you!

But I like the first one replace GOP with teabaggers!

[NightWatcher]

8. Tea parties are for little girls with imaginary friends

Or the koolaid reference

[hobbit709]

9. That one will get the PC crowd's knickers in an uproar.

[auburngrad82]

10. I like! nt

[11 Bravo]

27. I have that one on the back of my car at this very moment.

$5 at zazzle.com

[Pool Hall Ace]

42. Change "girls" to "children" and I'm on board.

[Maru Kitteh]

43. I'm putting that one on my car.

[Zax2me]

11. Funny!

[blue sky at night]

12. if you put any on a bumpersticker....

the pukes will key your car. instead print them and post in the windows with scotch tape, then while parked remove them. believe me...I KNOW.

[hobbit709]

13. That's the thing about driving a 19 year old pickup.

And i refuse to let the bastards intimidate me.

[blue sky at night]

33. must be a good truck...

my seventeen year old ford ranger is DOA, the shifter assembly broke inside the tranny...stuck in reverse, not worth fixing. 150 k on it, how about yours?

[hobbit709]

37. 1992 Toyota extended cab pickup. 130K original miles.

Biggest expense so far has been tires, but clutch will need replacing soon.

[indy legend]

26. I caught one of these fuckers defacing my Obama sticker with a

magic marker. That tea-fuck is still trying to dig that marker, and my shoe out of his teabaggin ass. I'm a new kind of liberal. Non-passive, fed up, armed and pissed off, with a zero tolerance policy for stupid ignorant, inbreed fuck-sticks.

[blue sky at night]

29. I had to turn my damage into the insurance company at work...

couldn't really explain the reason behind the incident and luckily they didn't ask. I don't think I would want to have been the asshole who was messing with your car...it's the same mood I have been all week, just wishing one of them would get in my face.

[Chellee]

30. You need sheet magnets.

Sheet magnets are wonderful. Stick the bumper sticker to it, cut around, and voila! You have a magnetic bumper sticker, easily readable in traffic and removable when you have to leave your car unprotected.

Plus, the candidate ones look cute on your fridge after the elections are over.

:D

[blue sky at night]

32. that's what my wife does...

they are hard on paint we found.

[Chellee]

34. i've never had that problem.

I don't leave them on all the time. Literally, any time the car is parked, they're in the trunk. I did lose one in a car wash once because I forgot to take it off.

[handmade34]

39. Magnets are great

I drive a company car and not supposed to have stickers... I use magnets and take them off when necessary

[Posteritatis]

14. 7's my favorite by far. (nt)

[babydollhead]

15. "WWJD? Jesus would slap the shit out of you"

"Jesus will save my fat ass"
"Keep Consuming"

[lonestarnot]

16. The Tea Party is the party of "Rich Whitey".

[mzteris]

17. #7. Tea. It's the new Koolaid.

Gets the point across without being crude or rude.

Don't stoop to their level.

If you act boorish it will reflect on all Democrats.

[styersc]

51. 7. Clever and provokes thought.

[Mist]

18. Another vote for #7. "Tea. It's the new Koolaid." Can't be improved! nt

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

19. Ditto. #7 is the best. -nt

[Historic NY]

20. Citizens divided by corporate greed....

How much did it cost?
Oath of greed decision.
Do you know who owns you?
Who owns your congressman?
GOP sponsored by Citizens United

[Historic NY]

21. Citizens divided by corporate greed....

How much did it cost?
Oath of greed decision.
Do you know who owns you?
Who owns your congressman?
GOP sponsored by Citizens United

[RagAss]

22. Kill The Poor - Vote Republican !

[indy legend]

23. They are all good, but none of them will make the average.........

....tea-fuck mad. Too many words and they are all spelled right. It'll sail right over their mush filled heads. Their reedin' and thankin' skillz ain't 2 good don't cha know. Comprehension and retention of facts is a real problem. Anything over three words not written in crayon would have to be explained to them,SLOWLY and, well good luck with that.

[bluedigger]

25. The Tea Party - Whiter, not Righter!

[Catshrink]

28. end corporate welfare

or

just say NO to corporate welfare queens

[Freetradesucks]

31. How about just...

"White people are evil" or
"White people suck" or better yet,
"I hate White people"

Oh, wait! Even better. If you yourself happen to be White,

"I wish I wasn't White"

[Name removed]

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[Freetradesucks]

45. Whoah! Hey!

That was not very nice! I thought we were bashing whites on this thread, I was just jumping on the bandwagon.

I don't get it, I thought I was participating......:shrug:

[Common Sense Party]

36. "If your idea can fit on a bumper sticker..."

"...you need a bigger idea."

From the rally to restore sanity.

[indy legend]

38. WWJD? He would kick your lying,selfish, greedy, hateful, racist,

homophobic,ignorant,Fox News viewing ass.

[dkofos]

40. 7&8

[sendero]

44. 7...

.... is definitely the best of the bunch!

[JoePhilly]

46. Tea parties are for little girls ...

who like to plat dress-up.

[tigereye]

47. I like Tea, It's the new Koolaid.

[laylah]

48. I REALLY like

#2; however, I would put #4 on my old hippie van(1984 Westy) in a heartbeat!

Jenn

eta a word

[JoePhilly]

49. Keep the government away from my Medicare! (tea-bag images all around)

[JoePhilly]

50. The 10 commandments were written by a non-Christian.