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I seek to become post-election internecine blame-game champion. The way to do this is not by soberly apportioning blame to those deserving, but by spraying it on anything and anyone in order to validate some agenda or other. Pursuant to the glory of this heretofore nonexistent title, I will take a datum from the election and spin it thirteen ways.
My chosen datum--more Blue Dogs were defeated than progressive Democrats.
1. Progressives are to blame, as they sat on their butts and did nothing but whine at these candidates. 2. Blue Dogs are to blame, because they didn't publicly support Obama's policies. 3. Obama is to blame, because his unpopular policies were impossible to escape. 4. Tim Kaine is to blame--Howard Dean could have saved these assholes. 5. Blue Dogs are to blame--they were punished for undermining and ruining Congress's more progressive efforts. 6. Progressive caucus members are to blame--they radicalized or rejected the most reasonable Blue Dog compromises. 7. The president and leadership are to blame, for failing to come up with a "winning message." 8. Rahm Emanuel is fucking retarded. 9. Primary challengers and their union overlords are to blame--they are fucking retarded. 10. Liberal bloggers are to blame, for whining incessantly about Blue Dogs and influencing millions. 11. Blue Dogs are to blame, for not listening to liberal bloggers. 12. Blue Dogs left the unemployed, women and the poor off way too easy to win in their area. 13. As action liberals, they decided, in their game-changer, serious-person idiom, to lose.
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