guess the boston heraLd's headLine for tomorrow!

[sniffa]

it has to be about the big bomb scare, and as anyone who's seen a heraLd box (or sees the onLine version here because some outrageous cover just had to be posted) it'LL be printed with 8 inch Letters, and usuaLLy be a pLay on words. (though, if not a pun, a stab at everyone's gutteraL, prejudiced, instincts)

i've muLLed it over for a martini so far, but i'm stumped... and as 25ish year reader of the rag i shouLd be better at this.

i'm thinking something aLong the Lines of:

CARTOON NITWITS

AQUA TEEN HUNGER FARCE

TERROR SWIM

heLp me out, and/or guess your own.

[MethuenProgressive]

1. HOAX FLIPS OFF BOSTON

:D

[stillcool]

2. Aqua Teen Tests Patrick n/t

[unhappycamper]

3. DHS ramps up fear factor to bolster numnuts' ratings. n/t

Yea. Right. From The Herald. :sarcasm:

[mikeargo]

4. TURNER BOMBS nt

[WindRavenX]

5. Master Shake: Master Terrorist?

NT :D

[-..__...]

6. MENINO MIFFED AT MOONITES

Vows jail time for Mastershake and Meat Wad as co-conspirators.

[AlCzervik]

7. Turners terrorist trick ticks off top officials.

[malaise]

8. Suckers

that's what it should be.

[Shipwack]

9. Ignignokt: Prepare for a pride-obliterating bitch slap! nt

[peekaloo]

10. Boston pranked, Cartoon yanked (with a big pic of Jane Fonda and the Mooninite)

[sniffa]

11. today's headLine...

THE HOAX ON US (AND WE'RE NOT LAUGHING)

[Tesha]

12. MARKETING BOMBS! (NT)

[radfringe]

13. LIGHT BRITE FRIGHT