The most unbelievable story that FOX NEWS will report as true.

[DearAbby]

who can make up the most unbelievable story that FOX NEWS will report as true. Sunday Afternoon, blow off steam. No sources needed, until of course we get this thread going, then we can source each other. Make a huge DU Echo chamber.

[emulatorloo]

1. Michelle Obama has purchased a Diamond Encrusted Car that Runs on Dom Pérignon

instead of petroleum.

The limousine was purchased with tax payer dollars for "security purposes".

The limousine costs 300 billion dollars an hour to operate.

[Parker CA]

8. This made me laugh out loud! Runs on Dom!! Hahahha Nice!!

[uncommon]

23. lmao that was classic

[DearAbby]

2. Fox News exclusive

Former Governor and Fox News Host Sarah Palin's New show is an Earth Shattering Success! People stopped their normal daily lives to take an hour to watch. Streets were barren, stores empty, work places silent. Police Reported fewer Crimes were committed during this time period.

Glenn Beck Wept. as did John Boehner.

[patricia92243]

5. I think they will already report that. We need a "made-up" story that they have not already

concocted. :)

[DearAbby]

3. Anonymous Sources Say

Rachel Maddow is indeed a Vampire. Was seen at a brunch sipping a "Bloody Mary".

[A-Schwarzenegger]

4. All Cats Are Muslim Spies.

FoxNews has learned from top anonymous barking sources that cats
are not really cats but are actually Muslim spies. Dogs, however,
are all pure dogs, according to our sources. Cats refused to respond
to requests for an interview or to issue a statement of
any kind.

[emulatorloo]

19. nice! n/t

[A-Schwarzenegger]

24. Thank you, I liked it, too,

& am glad somebody noted. :)

Three cheers for dogs & cats.

[pinboy3niner]

6. Actress and liberal activist Susan Sarandon is a THESPIAN, Fox has learned!1!!

How long has she been hiding her shocking secret? More on our exclusive expose after the break...

[DearAbby]

7. This is an English only country

When will Thespians learn this?

[pinboy3niner]

11. Then Fox's idea of imposing a 'sin tax' on her seems fitting

:evilgrin:

[blondeatlast]

10. And that makes Billo very, very warm in his Brooks Brothers trousers... nt

[blondeatlast]

9. President Obama is not a US citizen because he served a year and a day

for marijuana distribution. He was using his non-Muslim alias at the time; which was Axel Lembeck.

[pinboy3niner]

12. I thought his alias was Axel Foley

He was a real hard-core juvenile delinquent. I think I remember that from those biopics they did about him. :)

:hi:

[blondeatlast]

13. Some people say that Eddie Murphy is merely his screen name. nt

[DearAbby]

15. Update

DNA Samples taken secretly from wine glass at the white house has confirmed Obama is indeed the love Child of Malcom X, artificially placed within the womb, to be born within the Muslim stronghold of Kenya, A SLEEPER BABY.

[Stevenmarc]

14. You really don't have to go further than "Fair and Balanced"

[DearAbby]

16. Fox News exclusive

GOP decision to cut Medicare isn't really death panels, the elderly should be expected to lift themselves up by their orthopedic shoes, pull their own weight like the rest of us. Stay tuned for More Fair and Balanced News, Brought to you by our sponsors, Koch Brothers & the Chamber of Commerce.

[CAG]

17. LAPD is buying BILLIONS of dollars worth of jet packs for their...wait

I think they already went for that....

How 'bout: Obama is spending 200 million dollars a day on a trip!

[DearAbby]

18. Exiled Keith Olberman breaks silence on Twitter

"Even Sesame Street has rejected my Resume, alas there is nothing left."

[emulatorloo]

20. President Obama has signed an executive order requiring all bibles be replaced with Marx's Das

Kapital.

Those refusing to give up their bibles will be sent to a FEMA camp, where men will receive mandatory circumcision.

In related news, Obama has declared the official language of the USA to be German, so that all citizens will be able to read Marx in the original.

[treestar]

22. ...

:rofl:

[LeftinOH]

21. The Obama daughters are both getting blinged-out Cadillac Escalades for Christmas-

complete with booming sound systems. I'm surprised nobody has made up a story like that already.