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Mikeystyle Donating Member (131 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-10 01:43 AM
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Mid-terms 2010: "Rise of the crazies"
Somewhere in the bowels of Congress, the next Speaker of the House is pulled off his tanning bed by his assistant...

Igor: “Mr. Boehner, Mr. Boehner! They’ve become self-aware. They can sense their own power! Michelle Bachmann wants to run for a leadership position. She and her crazies won’t go back underground! They won’t self-hibernate until the next election!

Boehner: “Well, flood the asylum before they escape. They’ll make the entire party look like a bunch of lunatics!

Igor: It’s too late, my master! They’ve already escaped the asylum. We cut off their supply of tea, we tried flooding the halls of Congress with blasts of real information to scare them away—not talking points sir, REAL information, but they’re impervious to it. They’re bent on taking over the entire party—maybe even the world!

Boehner: We’re doomed!
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-10 01:45 AM
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-10 01:50 AM
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2. It may well be but, maybe you want to re-think this
law-enforcement may not find it terribly funny or even believe that it's a fantasy list. Do yourself a favor and edit your post. just sayin...
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-10 02:08 AM
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4. You are NUTS. nt
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-10 02:10 AM
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5. Dude. n/t
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-10 02:03 AM
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3. I'm seriously thankful Christine O'Donnell isn't a senator.
I mean you want to talk about bat-shit insanity look no further.
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