From the UK: AMERICA EXERCISES RIGHT TO PUNCH ITSELF IN THE NUTS

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AMERICA EXERCISES RIGHT TO PUNCH ITSELF IN THE NUTS

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"Logan insisted he was pummelling his gonads with a teapot because Barack Obama had spent more than $20bn turning the White House through 180 degrees until it pointed directly at Mecca.

Julian Cook, professor of freedom at Delingpole University, rejected claims that the Teapot movement is intellectual monkey shit led by manipulative scum and generally followed by people who don't know where Europe is.

He said: "It has been grotesquely misrepresented, especially by dishonest, ideologically bankrupt know-it-alls who have shamelessly read and listened to what the Teapotters have actually said.

"The typical Teapotter is a modern-day Thomas Jefferson, an intellectual colossus who is exercising the freedom to believe that Canada is next to Germany and that God made fish."

More:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/america-exercises-right-to-punch-itself-in-the-nuts-201011033216/

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1. That is some funny shit...nt

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3. If you visit The Daily Mash

be sure to check out David Mitchell's Soapbox. :rofl:

[nadinbrzezinski]

2. And you should also have the freedom to buy a bazooka.

Well I WANT a mini gun and a Stinger for city defense!

(Sadly I know a few folks who would agree with that)

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4. from a Post Office!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

5. hilarious!

I love British humour. :7

K&R

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6. Samuel L Jackson: Personal Injury Lawyer

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/opinion/columnists/samuel-l-jackson%3a-personal-injury-lawyer-201011043223/

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8. That was a good one, muthafucka.

[Rex]

7. They know where Europe is! It is the Old World, next to the Land of Nod.

East of Eden, but west of New 'Merkia!