Molly Ivins January 14
http://www.creators.com/opinion/molly-ivins/molly-ivins-january-14.htmlAUSTIN, Texas — Whee, here we go, the Ledge is back in session! And many a village is missing its idiot. The 78th biennial disaster is upon us, and what glorious fodder to feast upon.
Our peerless leaders are faced with a $9.9 billion deficit, almost twice as high as previously estimated, and billions in mandatory increased spending, so the new Republican majority is busily planning to solve this crisis by: (A) outlawing same-sex marriage, (B) giving more legal protection to fetuses and (C) knocking gay Texans out from under coverage by the Hate Crimes Act. This is tremendously useful of them.
Gov. Goodhair Perry has already earned himself a new nickname after a stunning interview with the Austin American-Statesman in which he noted that Texas has two very serious problems that he, Rick the Reluctant, plans to do exactly nothing about. "Gov. Rick Perry said Wednesday that Texas is burdened by an outdated, out-of-whack tax system and a public education finance system that has to go," reported the paper. "But the state's top elected leader also said Texans shouldn't expect the upcoming legislature to do anything about either. Perry said tacking the dense issues is too much to ask of new leaders."
That's leadership! The new "leadership team" of Rick the Reluctant, Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst and Speaker-elect Tom Craddick has a combined total of 56 years in state office, with Dewhurst the baby after a mere four years in statewide office. Damn, I hate when neophytes take over. Funny, none of them ran on not being ready for the job.
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