Jesus' General: Suffering Suffrage

[meegbear]

Our favorite pastor's wife, Zsuzsanna "Mrs. Steven L" Anderson, takes a few minutes away from the baby birthing assembly line to educate her fellow not-men about the evils of voting:

As a citizen of the US, I have a right to vote. However, I do not exercise this right, because I believe that based on the Bible, it is wrong for women to vote.

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Voting is not in my area of responsibility, because as a woman, I am commanded to follow God and my husband. There should be one vote per household, and it should be the husband who casts it. Men are responsible for running the affairs outside the home, women are responsible for those inside the home.

The one-way chain of command in the Bible is:

God
Husband
Wife
Children

Every time a not-man votes, Satan kills a fetus-American:

Based on the Bible, it is wrong for women to exercise authority over men. However, women voting can lead to a passing of laws that the majority of men would oppose. One example of this is abortion - more than 50% of men are against it, but more than 50% of women are for it, which is why it is legal.

Look how the right to vote destroyed Sarah's family:

I wonder if Sarah Palin would have chosen to stay at home and rear her own children rather than run for political office if it would have saved her daughter from being a single teen mom.

And it turns your husband's holy inseminator into a vicious little sharp-edged cube of destruction:

Squares are not better than circles, but good luck trying to fit a square peg into a round hole. I mean, maybe you could hammer it in there somehow, but it is not the way it was intended, offers no benefits, and will likely cause some sort of damage.

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http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2010/11/suffering-suffrage.html