Oy vey..one of my co-workers is nearly orgasmic after getting an autographed copy of Bush's book

[w8liftinglady]

it is ALL OVER facebook...with a lot of jealous friends..and more bragging about it.

Sigh.

[LynneSin]

1. Ask your friend why Republicans didn't use Bush to campaign or ....

...requested that his book be released AFTER the election.

[w8liftinglady]

2. he was too busy getting shit-faced at the Rangers playoffs.

[HopeHoops]

3. Buy her a dildo at Spencer gifts and sign the shrub's name on it. Send it anonymously.

THAT should generate some fun Facebook posts!!!

[w8liftinglady]

4. lol..I don't know if they make them that small and limp....

but thanks for the tip...!

[HopeHoops]

7. Nah, go for the glow-in-the-dark "big ten inch" model.

The fake shrub signature will show up better on that one - just use a Sharpie!!!

[w8liftinglady]

8. HAHA!...thanks..I needed a laugh

[HopeHoops]

9. Don't send the batteries through the mail - the USPS frowns on that. I think it takes 3 D size.

And the reference to "big ten inch" was in fact intended to be the Aerosmith song of the same name.

[Octafish]

5. DUer Mira may be of assistance...

Truth: Guaranteed to retract the teabags into their internally shriveled condition, every time.

[w8liftinglady]

6. LOL! Now,that's priceless...!

[MineralMan]

10. Just tell him that the hard thing will be to find one that's NOT

autographed. Those will be worth a ton of money.

[w8liftinglady]

11. LOL!!! or one that has his name spelled correctly...

[era veteran]

12. 2 copies please

one to shit on the other to cover it up/ sorry, I detest the common prick.

[w8liftinglady]

13. LOL... only in the guest toilet.

[proud2BlibKansan]

14. Ask him if it's autographed in crayon

[truebrit71]

15. You took the words right out of my mouth...

:rofl:

[w8liftinglady]

16. lol..I'd hate to insult pre-k's by doing that

[YOY]

17. The memory spans of sea fleas.

n.t.

[hfojvt]

18. you work with Harold Ford?

[w8liftinglady]

19. lol...one of his clones in solidarity...