It was a big mistake to send a man of color to Washington

[CLANG]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_grLn2WzXslk/TKbPBsT8VzI/AAAAAAAAACs/NbKt5FmViOQ/s1600/090105_boehner,+Orange.jpg

I rest my case.

[HopeHoops]

1. Yeah, and the Senate will be 99 white people and one orange boner.

[proud2BlibKansan]

11. Boner is not in the Senate

[HopeHoops]

12. Yeah, I just noticed I fucked up. I'll leave the post as is because he's still going to control it

The Senate GOP wimps will cave to whatever the chemical-orange Kraft Mac&Cheese Oompa-Loompa powder boner tells them to do.

[Bucky]

24. Whatever, it was a funny line.

What are you, one of those facts people? Get with the times, dude!

[33Greeper]

16. Orange Boehner is what you get

while eating cheetos and fapping to pictures of Palin.

[CLANG]

21. Do you have personal (carnal) knowledge of this?

:rofl: :rofl:

[marmar]

2. LOL.....Especially one who moonlights

[Bill McBlueState]

3. hey, oompa loompas are entitled to representation, too

They have some serious issues regarding working conditions that they probably want addressed.

[blondeatlast]

10. In this case, I think proportional representation is warranted, though. nt

[ejpoeta]

4. hey, he gets that tan honestly.... out mowing his lawn.

hehe that was funny.

[driver8]

5. Now that's funny!!

May I borrow your joke? I want to piss off some right-wingers...

[CLANG]

23. If its for such a good cause - sure!!!

[cascadiance]

6. How soon before we see a bill to repeal the new tax on tanning salons?...

Should we have a pool?

Or does he not bother because all of his orange is from other methods besides tanning salons?

[NuclearDem]

7. what u did thar

eye c it

[jotsy]

8. Only the tan can?

Makes me want to puke!

[Whisp]

31. The Tandy Man Can

Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with poo
Cover it with feces and a pustule or two
The Tandy Man Can, oh The Tandy Man Can
The Tandy Man Can can 'cause he fixes it with hate and makes the devil look good

[jotsy]

37. !

:rofl: :applause:

[Deep13]

9. I admit I am prejudiced against oompa loompas. nt

[DavidDvorkin]

13. Because eight years of colorlessness worked so well for us!

[tblue37]

14. What I don't understand is why, considering all the ridicule he gets for his

fake tan, he doesn't at least turn it down a bit. He could gradually lower its brightness, and maybe someday he could even do away with it altogether. I can understand that maybe he fears that if he went cold turkey, people would hoot and hooler at him even more. But if he did it gradually, there's a good chance most people wouldn't even realize it--but he wouldn't be orange any more, so that ridicule would also have no reason to arise.

[CLANG]

25. But I think its a natural tan

All those golf outings, plus toasting with Gran Marnier in the clubhouse!

[caty]

30. Ditto

I was just going to say that. lol

[LeftinOH]

15. Has his coloring really ever been explained? Is it a tanning bed, side effects of

medication.. what is it?

[lumpy]

28. Could be a liver disease.

Booze will do it to you.

[GSLevel9]

17. why in the world would a middle aged man get sprayed weekly? nt

[Angry Dragon]

18. I thought the teabaggers wanted all the people of color to go back

to their countries??

Where goes boner go?? Is there an Orange county in Ireland??
Or to California??

[hayu_lol]

19. Hmmm...the Munchkins in the Oz movie...

had tans like that.

[dipsydoodle]

20. People of color ?

>

The last four decades reveal a consistent trend that every time our policy makers try to "help" minorities (i.e. make their decisions for them regarding housing, education, etc.), its ended in disaster for the minorities in ways KKK grand wizards could only dream about in their miserable, moonshine-induced slumbers. This "people of color" silliness is just further icing on the same decrepit cake. It's disgusting, it segregates us, and it certainly isn't going to solve anybody's problems.

Martin Luther King said something once about not judging people by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. When CNN produces a survey showing that majorities of minorities (not minorities of majorities) prefer the sterilized, quarantined labels assigned to them by the academia, I'll abide by the PC terminology. Until then, they're not "people of color" to me. We all bleed red, we're all American citizens and, most importantly, we're equal human beings.

http://www.chicagoflame.com/2.9142/people-of-color-1.1296035

[CLANG]

27. Dipsy, you didn't! I have to LOL to that rant!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Octafish]

22. Cryboner!

Had to work every job. Sniff.

How about the millions of Americans who want jobs and can't find them? Boehner's done all one can to stiff them.

[felix_numinous]

39. Haha

you said Bohner is 'stiffing' Americans..... :rofl:

That should be on a poster

[LynneSin]

26. I remember right before going to church camp back in the 80s I smothered my self with QT

:scared:

It only took me one time of doing that to give up the orange look

[Ikonoklast]

29. Did you know this guy? I think he was a counselor there.

[CLANG]

32. The women gasp! "there's an orange boner in the capital!!!!"

Don't worry, ladies, it's not a orange boner, just an orange dick.

[Pharaoh]

33. Bwa ha ha ha!

K&R :toast:

[LiberalEsto]

34. He's a MANGO nt

[CLANG]

36. So he's the mango man?

No wonder he's so goddamn yellow!

[thereismore]

35. Boner is beckoning as in a religious transe. Why do evil men get elected? nt

[Norrin Radd]

38. I can't believe someone let him choose an orange tie!

[lonestarnot]

40. Who makes brillo pads anyway?