DU Call To Action: As patriotic citizens of the United States, we have a duty before us. Read on...

[HopeHoops]

Visit your local big-box book stores, pick up a copy of the shrub's pulp as if you are interested and carry it around while you browse other sections - specifically "fiction" and "humor". Be creative. Deposit the wad of bullshit on an appropriate shelf as you judge it at the time and your whimsical daemons reveal to you in an inspiration with madrigal music and brilliant dancing lights, or whatever floats your boat. Just move them to weird but appropriate places. The employees will get a kick out of it.

[w8liftinglady]

1. I believe i will deposit mine between the heavy cat litter bags.

appropriate(no offense to cats meant)

[HopeHoops]

2. The garbage men will probably leave it on the street for the recycling truck.

[w8liftinglady]

3. hopefully,cats will use it as a litter substitute..again,nothing against cats

[HopeHoops]

5. I certainly wouldn't accuse you of having anything against cats!

But even MY cats wouldn't use that wad of shit for litter - and I've got three of them who aren't always "accurate".

[brewens]

4. In between cases of Busch beer. n/t

[Celtic Raven]

6. True Crime

is where it belongs.