Boner will soon be third in line to the presidency...he must come clean about his medical condition

[joeybee12]

that causes his skin to be the shade of tangerine dream.

Series-ly, this should be an issue...we should have his health records opened.

[Cleita]

1. How about his alcoholism for starters?

We can't have another drunk Republican in the White House no matter how dry he claims he is.

[HopeHoops]

2. AND we need to see his Loompaland birth certificate - WHY is he HIDING it?

Damn socialist communist liberal Oompa-Loompa.

[EOTE]

Isn't its absence slight...ly odd?

I don't like the look of it.

[HopeHoops]

7. "Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?"

I liked the songs from Wilder's version better, but in reality the Depp version is much closer to the book - songs and all.

[GrpCaptMandrake]

9. And not the SHORT form, either!

We want the LONG form Loompaland birth certificate, the one ACTUALLY signed by Mr. Wonka, with the raised, embossed seal in pure virgin chocolate!

[HopeHoops]

12. With a FREE EVER-LASTING GOBSTOPPER!

[JitterbugPerfume]

3. looks like a symptom of

pickled liver to me

[marmar]

4. Tangerine Dream? ...... Isn't that a Katy Perry song?

[joeybee12]

5. A favorite lipstick shade, I believe!!! nt

[TexasObserver]

6. I can smell the booze on him from here.

He probably thinks the nasty smell of cigarettes cloaks it, but he's wrong.

[33Greeper]

8. What medical condition?

Chronic alcoholism?

[monmouth]

10. His pancreas and liver numbers would be something to see....n/t

[Myrina]

11. OMFG ROFLMAO !!!!

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BEST.POST.EVER!!

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