The Bush Family IS Our National Stephen King Novel

[GrpCaptMandrake]

That's what I said to Matt Osborne yesterday when discussing Babs Bush and the baby-in-a-bottle episode. Matt, being an intensely creative AND (bonus!) twisted soul, immediately took that little quip to heart . . . and mind.

What follows is the end result. http://www.osborneink.com/2010/11/georges-in-jars.html

I should probably be more careful about what I say. Tough realization for a guy who's been doing talk radio for almost a decade.

[rwork]

1. I doubt if

Barbara would have wanted the story of the fetus in a jar published world wide.

God does he have no class at all?

[GrpCaptMandrake]

2. Actually . . .

DimLeader said he specifically asked "Mother" if he could tell the story, and said he got permission. He wanted to tell it, he explained, to show how he developed such a close relationship with his mother.

Wish I was kidding. GWB makes Oedipus look like an altar boy!

"MOTHER! I'm killing the brown people for YOU, Mother! Will you LOVE me now, MOTHER?!"

On the other hand, Matt Osborne took the story and rotated it through another dimension entirely. "Yak fur?" Wow.

[grasswire]

4. Shrinks everywhere are taking note.

Maybe screenwriters are working on scripts for the epic tragic drama of how the BFEE ruined the whole goddam world and lived to tell the tale.

[GrpCaptMandrake]

5. "A TRUE story . . ripped from the pages of today's news . . ."

Cue the "Law and Order" theme! Bum-bum!

[ismnotwasm]

3. Nope

He's a strange brew alright.