Be kind . . . it's my first Photoshop . . .

[HughBeaumont]

[sakabatou]

1. Pretty good

:D

[corpseratemedia]

2. Love it!!!

[Marie Marie]

3. Nicely done.

I wish I knew how to phototshop. Perhaps its for the best - nothing would be sacred.

[HughBeaumont]

28. T'wernt nothing but a Clone Stamp-o-rama . . .

I know how to use approximately three Photoshop tools, and that's one of them. Someday I'm going to get this thing down and really do some damage.

That word is created entirely out of the printed "orange" on the original. Stamp, stamp, stamp with different size and shape brushes at 400% size until I got what I wanted.

[Oceansaway]

4. K&R...n/t

[w8liftinglady]

5. LOL!!! I think it's perfect!!! well done!

[liberalmuse]

6. Bwahahahahaha!

I loves this! Excellent work, my friend.

[frogmarch]

7. haha! Superb!

[NV Whino]

8. Even Calvin and Hobbs would like that.

:rofl:

[Bozita]

9. Your next assignment is ...

[HughBeaumont]

14. Oh behave!

What I have in mind would get me kicked off of DU faster than Kasich can ruin this state.

[Bozita]

68. Hey, you've got the perfect color and shade. Now just Photoshop it into ...

... The Speaker Boehner Memorial recently erected by the citizens of Ypsilanti, Michigan.

Construction began shortly after the polls closed in Ohio last Tuesday. Just finished a couple of hours ago.

But it does need a couple of coats of paint.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

83. Would what you have in mind be inspired by the ideas of The Rude Pundit, perchance?

If so, I say, "Do Your Worst... Best...uhh... Worst ... d'ohhh... just give him/her/them what they so richly deserve!!!!!"



please, get workin' on those Photoshop skillz!! :D

[Poboy]

10. very nice.

[EFerrari]

11. LOL!

[City Lights]

12. Great job!

:thumbsup:

[Mimosa]

13. LOL!!! Really funny. n/t

[jillan]

15. That is laugh out loud funny!

Great job! :toast: :toast:

[grahamhgreen]

16. Ak! took me a moment!!

[Gold Metal Flake]

17. Win!

Image bound for cube walls all over the nation!

[Catshrink]

18. Oranche you clever?

Good job!

:applause:

[mdmc]

19. 1

[pacalo]

20. I love it, Hugh!

:toast:

[AsahinaKimi]

21. love it!

Nice!

[ladywnch]

22. Personally, I completely believe Boehner when he says he's never

used a tanning bed, spray on tan, or anything else like that.

I was remembering a Scrubs episode where they were doing a parody on House and were trying to figure out why one guy was pumpkin orange. Turns out the guy was a carrot freak (which would have made him yellow) and drank gallons of tomato juice....red and yellow=orange.

With Boehner living off sucking the blood out of the middle class mixed with gallons of bourbon and scotch.......orange.

[eppur_se_muova]

66. Actual condition, from the book/series "Medical Detectives" ...

http://www.powells.com/biblio/0452265886?&PID=32322

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carotenosis (lycopenemia only gets a stub).

[ladywnch]

113. thank you for the info. I love to learn new things, but I seriously doubt

if boner eats carrots......are carrots used in bourbon or scotch? besides, like the article says, it creates a yellow cast (I would presume like jaudice). I believe the living off of human blood provides the rest coloration. :hi:

[truedelphi]

118. As good an analysis as any. n/t

[Generic Other]

23. I love it!!

perfect shade of cheesy!

[pacalo]

24. The crayon is even crooked! Bonus points!

:rofl:

[Catherina]

25. Nothing to be kind about, Good job! n/t

[treestar]

26. Great job!

Clever idea, carried out terrifically!

[nolabear]

27. MOST excellent.

[tnlefty]

29. *snort*

Wonderful, well done and funny as hell!

[stevedeshazer]

30. Good one. Boehner = Cheeto

[HughBeaumont]

34. Huh, and you KNOW this theme wouldn't be complete without . . .

I can tolerate Cheetos. Cheetobathgirl = all kinds of loveliness.

[ishaneferguson]

31. Good one

I just "discovered" (by trial and error) to set opacity to zero to "photoshop" stuff with layers.

[paparush]

32. NICE!! That is some serious WIN!

[malaise]

33. Sweet bad

:applause:

[Shrader]

35. Hilarious! n/t

[surrealAmerican]

36. Well done!

You are now a photoshop guru.

[SoCalDem]

37. hahahaha GMTA

I did this one a while back

[HughBeaumont]

76. GMTA on the name -

I always spell it Boehoehoehoehoehner or something along those lines. You can't tell where the "BOH-" ends or the "-ner" begins with that guy! :rofl:

[coffee bean]

38. Excellent!

I've gotta learn how to do that!!!

Do you teach classes? LOL!

[Capitalocracy]

39. Awesome! Your Shop skillz far surpass mine.

[donal dubh]

40. ha ha... funny...

what I would like to see is someone standing next to Boehner some day just casually peeling an orange and looking at it, and looking at him.. and then looking at it, looking at him...

[elana i am]

41. BWAH!

A+
that's fantastic for your first try!

[Canuckistanian]

42. Nice!

And the shade is PERFECT.

[xocet]

43. Good Job!

[madokie]

44. I expect to see those in a new box of crayons soon

boehner orange

LOL

You done good

[ZombieHorde]

45. Awesome. nt

[asthmaticeog]

46. Dude, that's fucking great.

:thumbsup:

[Terra Alta]

47. I think you did a great job.

Far better than anything I could have done.

[usregimechange]

48. Unrecing this racist thread!

[MrMickeysMom]

49. Orange you glad it's an improvement over his "one"?

I'm guessing his is about one inch... :P

[spanone]

50. you sure you've only done one more than me?

great! recommended

[backscatter712]

51. AWESOME!!! n/t

[RoccoR5955]

52. And here I thought it was spelled B-O-N-E-R n/t

[onestepforward]

53. LOL! I like it! n/t

[Divine Discontent]

54. Orange you gonna make t-shirts & stickers? lol... GOOD JOB!

[Maru Kitteh]

55. I Love it! May we share it with others?

[beac]

56. Brava!

:applause:

You could do a whole "Mr. Speaker" set:

the blue crayons with "salty drunken tears"
the greens with "top 2% tax cuts"
the reds with "deficit, what deficit?"
the yellows with "8 weeks in the Navy"
the pinks with "affair, what affair?"

SO many possibilities...

[checks-n-balances]

57. Haha - Love it!!

For your "first time," ya done good, Hugh!!

[Iwillnevergiveup]

58. Nice one!

Why does this photo remind me also of Bush???

[SidDithers]

59. K&R...nt

Sid

[krispos42]

60. Behr needs to add him to a color swatch

Make the bottom one "Congressman Boehner", perhaps.

[HughBeaumont]

75. I'd say right now he's a Florida Mango.

By summer, he'll be the bottom color . . . whatever it is. :)

[krispos42]

88. "Carmelized Orange" rofl n/t

[Swamp Rat]

61. LOLOL!!!

:applause:

[BlueCaliDem]

62. Well done! And you gave me a laugh. Thanks! K&R eom

[Dark]

63. OK. I have to post to congratulate you on that one.

:toast:

/made me laugh

[rhett o rick]

64. well done and rec. nm

[devilgrrl]

65. That is absolutely...

Brilliant!

[gateley]

67. Very clever and creative! You're a natural!! nt

[UrbScotty]

69. ...

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[ocd liberal]

70. I like everything about it

[laughingliberal]

71. Lol! nt

[trusty elf]

72. The color looks just right to me!

Nice!

[Rhiannon12866]

73. K&R!

Actually made me :rofl: :yourock:

[democrank]

74. Good one, HB. And did you remember

these are the same colors safety jackets should be for any friends hunting with Dick Cheney? Maybe Republicans should embrace this concept....orange, the new red.

[cate94]

77. Nicely done

LOL

[BrklynLiberal]

78. VERY well done!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cactusfractal]

79. Shamelessly shared everywhere....

[Octafish]

80. That's so beautiful, you're making me cry, HughBeaumont.

Your work is destined to go places, my Friend.

[blondeatlast]

81. Excellent (does that qualify as k"kind"?)! nt

[myrna minx]

82. Great job! n/t

[leeroysphitz]

84. Well done. n/t

[Joe Fields]

85. Gotta love it!

[MorningGlow]

86. Quick! Send this to Stephanie Miller!

She loooooves making Boehner orange jokes!

Well done! :thumbsup:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

87. K&R ! Thank you Hugh!!

:rofl:

[Jim__]

89. Excellent! - n/t

[wizstars]

90. My kingdom for a color printer!!

:banghead:

[immoderate]

91. Y'know, Crayola may use that...

When you have to name colors for 6400 crayons, they may be casting about for shades.

--imm

[valerief]

92. Fabulous!!!!

:rofl:

[OneGrassRoot]

93. Dude, you're so famous now. :) Awesomeness. n/t

[racaulk]

94. Fantastic!!!

:rofl:

K&R!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

95. right click/save. K&R

:D

[JNelson6563]

96. Love it!

:toast:

[bora13]

97. just wait

Nice...

Just wait, he may be orange julius now,
but when the dems get through with him he'll be beet red.

[TwentyFive]

98. Clever.

The boehner one made me laugh. Which reminds me...we need to laugh at these goons.

[AnArmyVeteran]

99. Perfect! I love it!!

[RushIsRot]

100. Captured and posted on my Facebook page. Good job.

[alfredo]

101. Funny!

[Ishoutandscream2]

102. Hugh, sir, you are one awesome dude

Always love your stuff!

[CrispyQ]

103. Good one! -nt

[Plucketeer]

104. Well done!

Might I suggest the Boehner crayon rest atop a bunch of shades of red?

[bulloney]

105. Like its namesake, it's pointless.

[Bobbie Jo]

106. Nicely done, HB.

:rofl: :applause:

[Bryn]

107. Love it!

Can I share it on facebook? Will give you credit for it.

[patrice]

108. Excellent! That's a picture that speaks a bunch of words! 200-500 maybe ?

[patrice]

109. It's going to FaceBook, k?

[patrice]

110. Don't forget to call Boehner about jobs today, please!

[HughBeaumont]

112. "It's been a WEEK!! Why aren't you guys DOING anything??"

A predictable answer from them would be "Seen October's numbers?" :rofl:

[patrice]

121. Right! and "We didn't hire you to engage in petty investigations and ATTACKS upon our Health Care!!!

GET TO WORK AND GET OUR JOBS!!!

[patrice]

111. I like the fact that the Boehner crayon is coming un-wrapped! Bbbwwwaaaa! Hhaa! Haa! Haaaaa ....

[Beacool]

114. Nice job!!!

:D

[Raster]

115. Well done!

:kick:

[Guilded Lilly]

116. Big grinnn :)

[mlevans]

117. sure wish I could see the pictures

but my I-E won't display them. Seems that frequently happens on this site.

[DIKB]

119. I like it.

Came out pretty dang good.

[stevenleser]

120. Posted on my FB page. GREAT!!!!

:kick:

[madmax]

122. LOL good job. nt