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[Kadie]

DALLAS - NOVEMBER 09: Former U.S. President George W. Bush talks with fans while signing copies of his new memoir 'Decision Points' at Borders Books on November 9, 2010 in Dallas, Texas. Hundreds of people lined up, starting Monday night, for the chance to purchase signed copies of 'Decision Points' at the North Dallas bookstore.

[bobthedrummer]

1. "They fired Wade Phillips???"

[treestar]

I'm innocent!

[muntrv]

2. "I've never seen so many books in my life! I've hardly read many of them!"

[cynatnite]

3. "Keith's back? I'm in trouble now!" n/t

[sakabatou]

4. "Oh my god... IT'S A GIANT MUG OF BEER! DO WANT!!"

[butterfly77]

5. Damn! I thought I farted..

but I shit!

[11 Bravo]

6. Damn it , Mom! Enough with the fetus in a bottle bullshit!

[jgraz]

7. "Bin Laden determined to strike... OH SHIT, I finally get what that means!!"

[flvegan]

8. "I made a poopie!!"

[yurbud]

10. Condi! You're prezdint needs wipies again! PIC

http://fascart.blogspot.com/2005/09/bush-on-pot.html

[L0oniX]

9. "Watch me levitate this bible"

[MisterP]

11. "oh CRAP I'm in a bookstore!" *ignites* nt

[Starbucks Anarchist]

12. "Why am I signing my kryptonite?"

[Warren DeMontague]

13. He looks like a cross between Tim Leary and Soupy Sales, here.

No offense intended to either of those fine gentlemen.