What one thing would you say to Bush?

[postulater]

I know a photographer who will be spending a few hours with Bush doing photos for a charity. ($600 per photo).

I am trying to think of something for him to say while posing Bush.

I was thinking of telling him to move Bush's jacket and look under it and say, "Nope, no WMDs under there?"

Any other ideas?

[Duer 157099]

1. "Smile, you worthless piece of shit!" n/t

[bemildred]

2. There is nothing I would say to Bush. nt

[Windy]

3. Go Away!!! Retreat back into the hole you crawled out of! nt

[pinboy3niner]

4. If you go quietly I won't make the cuffs too tight

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. "No I won't loosen your handcuffs, Mr President."

[pinboy3niner]

13. LOL!

I KNEW I should have put, "You have the right to remain silent." :rofl:

[Motown_Johnny]

6. "Now try to look like the blood of a hundred thousand innocents doesn't stain your immortal soul"

[PBS Poll-435]

7. 'Da fuck, man? nt

[baldguy]

8. Will you ever grow up & take responsibility for your failures?

After all, the President's main job of the defend the country and you're directly responsible for the deaths of tens of thousands of innocent American citizens.

[arcane1]

9. I would point and laugh, that's all...

I know it would piss him off more than any words I could think of :)

[Balbus]

10. "What happened to the Rangers' bats?"

[abelenkpe]

11. Afterwards he should use his jacket to wipe his hands.

While Bush is still wearing it of course.

Or better start the whole sitting off by offering him a pretzel.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

12. Bend over. I've a red hot coat hanger for you. Don't worry though, it's just some hazing fun.

[Exilednight]

14. "You have the right to remain silent, and anything you say ...." n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. "I take your picture only because it is my job and I am professional.

Please don't interpret my willingness to take your picture as approval of you as a president, a Christian, an American, or a human being. Please keep your mouth shut during the shoot, do not attempt to speak to me or any of my assistants, and follow my directions to benefit this charity so we can get this done as quickly as possible and I can go take a shower and begin a decades-long psychological breakdown for trying to make you look like a human being for the benefit of this charity."

[lonestarnot]

16. You couldn't decide your ass if it was a hole in the ground you stupid motherfucker.

:hi: That would be one thing. :evilgrin:

[lonestarnot]

17. "You'd fuck up a soup samich you stupid mamby pamby motherfucker.

That would be another. :evilgrin:

[live love laugh]

31. LMAO nt

[live love laugh]

33. 'Where's Beavis Butthead?' nt

[polichick]

18. The man is a war criminal with no regrets except that Kanye West dissed him...

I wouldn't waste one word on him.

[tabatha]

19. You are the most destructive person this planet has ever known.

And that is a fact.

[rurallib]

20. how does it feel to be one of the most hated men in history?

[pacalo]

21. "How was it managed to have the SCOTUS override the Florida recount & declare

you the winner over Al Gore, who got the popular vote?"

Not saying this is a question your friend should ask; it's a question that I'd like to ask.

[grasswire]

22. This is a citizens' arrest. You have the right to remain silent.......

oh wait. Isn't the Miranda rule gutted now?

[southerncrone]

23. Would he please puke on him. I'd suggest shiiiiiiting on him,

:puke:
like he did the country, but your friend might find that a tad too personal. :blush:

[AlinPA]

24. Mr: Bush: "Are you ashamed of the order to do the Abu Ghraib humiliation? Which

one was it? Karl Rove? Rumsfeld? Cheney? All Three?

[Jim Sagle]

25. 'Eat my shit.'

[Terra Alta]

26. "You will go down as the worst President ever.

Nothing the right-wing media can do or say will redeem you. 9/11. Katrina. Starting two unwinnable, illegal wars that have left thousands of American soldiers dead. The worst economy since the Great Depression. This is your legacy, Mr. President. How does this make you feel?"

[treestar]

27. Is our children learning?

[Canuckistanian]

28. Your Daddy STILL hates you

And your brother Jeb was always intended to be President. You were a mistake.

[Recursion]

29. Personally, "I want the ability to sleep through a night without waking up screaming back"

Especially since you lied to send me over there.

Might not exactly work for that forum, though.

[madinmaryland]

30. Here is a pill and a glass of water. Swallow the pill. nt

[de novo]

32. Kanye was wrong about you. You don't care about ANY people.

You sociopath war criminal. You should be rotting away in jail.

[proud patriot]

34. this

You were quoted as referring to the United States Constitution as a "god damned piece of paper"
Do you regret betraying the Constitution for the illusion of Temporary security? Was
illegally wiretapping Americans worth it ? Was outing a CIA agent worth it? Was putting
America into more Debt to Foreign countries than All the Previous Presidents before him to
wage an illegal invasion and occupation of a Sovereign Nation that posed Zero threat to America
Worth it ? Were the Thousands of Americans Killed for a Lie Worth it ? To honor my Grandfather's
service to this Nation I will work tirelessly to see you Tried for War Crimes at the Hague.

[Fozzledick]

35. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya....

[Clyde39]

36. "My wife has to leave the room when she sees you on TV"

She's filled with disgust!

[Skittles]

37. SCHEDULING CLYDE39 FOR ASS-KICKING

FOR IMPLYING HE DOES NOT FOLLOW HIS WIFE'S LEAD

[Clyde39]

43. PS: Clyde39 is not a man--- (Clyde was my beloved cat)

Also-----"I am trying to think of something for him to say while posing Bush." This was supposed to be something the photographer said to Bush! I'm actually speaking for myself in that I can't stand to hear his voice or see him on TV.

[XOKCowboy]

38. Citizen's Arrest!

[krispos42]

39. "So, how did you get rid of the evidence?" n/t

[garybeck]

40. I would give him the same look that the Lorax gave the Onceler. n/t

[HopeHoops]

41. "Fuck you, asshole."

Trying to get a point across is silly. He's too fucking drunk to understand anything.

[kentuck]

42. Do you ever shut your chimpy piehole?

Huh?