It's gotta suck being Tucker Carlson

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

The media trips over itself to put every right-wing teabag nutjob who can burp and fart into a mike on TV and label them a "pundit", and this bow-tied little turd has burned so many bridges no one will call him.

[lame54]

1. Jon Stewart doesn't even think enough of him to publicly humiliate him

[alanquatermass]

7. He thinks his high IQ makes up for all of his Rethug bullshit...

-- in much the same way Pelosi's (relatively) low IQ is, to some extent, offset by her good intentions.

But it doesn't equate.

Carlson isn't out to do anything positive.

Pelosi IS.

[Warpy]

2. I think it sucks being any of them

Consider how perplexing the things we at DU are able to take for granted must be to the mentally deficient authoritarian type.

All the money in the world wouldn't compensate for being unable to read and comprehend, for instance, and having to take all your "information" predigested and then spoon fed by a few twisted men at the top.

But yeah, poor little Tucker. Even losing the bow tie didn't help.

[Johonny]

3. IDK

no matter how bad a job he does there always someone giving him $$ to do a terrible job. No RW pundit can ever be so bad as to not find work that often pays well beyond the average mans salary. Life doesn't suck for Carlson. The dude hasn't work a hard day in his life and he's made mad money for some of the laziest boring opinions to ever roll out of someones mouth. It's a great life if you can stomach doing it.

[Blue Owl]

4. It's time to bring back the bow tie, Tucker

C'mon, do it.

And maybe grow a moustache too.

[K8-EEE]

5. When his show went off the air not even his mother noticed!

He's j-e-a-l-o-u-s!!

[Supersedeas]

6. What, because he has to POSE as others to get attention...and who would want to pose as Tucker?

Do you smell the envy in Tucker's spoof?

[Scurrilous]

8. @#$% him. n/t