Facts are a liberals criptanight

[XOKCowboy]

Posted on Facebook by a neocon colleague. I thought it would give everyone here a good chuckle.

[cliffordu]

1. LOL.....

The hits just keep on coming.

[SidDithers]

2. K&R...nt

Sid

[Happyhippychick]

3. Ouch that herts.

[alanquatermass]

27. Brilliant, happy! That neocon sounds like a fucking --

-- idiot (like so many are!) He should have written, "Facts are a liberal's kryptonite" which is 100% correct, or as our friend the dipshit Neocon might say, "korrekt."

[Xipe Totec]

4. You use facts as weapons...

Said to me by an HR weenie, shortly before being laid off.

How could I argue? :shrug:

That was a few years back.

I work now for a more enlightened company.

And my old employer continues it's slow spiral down the drain.

While I watch, munching on :popcorn:

those are just facts...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8957950

[drm604]

5. I was about to google that word "criptanight".

Then I realized...

[XOKCowboy]

8. LOL Me too!!

Perhaps he should use Google more.

[Alcibiades]

11. You get 548 hits

My first thought was that this was some sort of Leet thing. Apparently it's some kids username on myspace.

[drm604]

13. The top two hits are this thread.

http://www.google.com/search?q=criptanight

At the top it says: "Did you mean: kryptonite" :rofl:

[XOKCowboy]

6. I never had a clue he was political. Or so illiterate.

He's a lighting director and is actually very good at what he does. He's not dumb. As a LD he has to know electricity, color temps, truss loads, etc and is a whiz behind a light board. I'm glad we never discusses politics.

[nadinbrzezinski]

7. Can you correct his spelling?

:-)

More krytonite as it were.

[XOKCowboy]

9. I'd be surprised he could spell LIBERAL except...

he obviously sees it a lot on Faux Snooze.

[drm604]

14. Speaking of spelling...

I think you missed a "p". :D

[nadinbrzezinski]

15. Quite possibly

Spelling on this machine has not been my strong point.

But I got an excuse...

ESL...

:-)

(My spelling in Spanish also sucks, slight case of dyslexia)

[tavalon]

19. I often forget "p" and food when I'm hanging out here

It's only when my stomach or my bladder yell at me that I remember.

[Scurrilous]

10. Spellcheck = Neocons 'criptanight' n/t

[proud patriot]

12. perfect response

[progressoid]

16. I'm not sure if that satirey or ironicle.

[XOKCowboy]

21. I think it was meant to be profuse..

or obfound or something like that.

[progressoid]

36. Ah, thanks. That makes more scents.

[tavalon]

17. Hooked on phonics

Doesn't seem to be working.

[Occulus]

29. I've noticed that here on DU as well

Far, FAR too many people are spelling words like they sound and that just isn't usually the case in English...

lose/loose
martial/marshall
I even saw someone confuse red and READ the other day

:(

[HughMoran]

18. Cryptic post

:rofl:

[jmondine]

20. Since no one has mentioned it yet, he's also missing an apostrophe

[jmondine]

22. Actually I agree with him

If the liberal is Lex Luthor and the neocons are Superman.

[Canuckistanian]

23. Cryptatnight?

Sounds like a horror flick.

[HEyHEY]

24. Kuld you copy and paste sum hilites? facebuk dont werk heer.

[KT2000]

25. Whew!

That was so awful I felt bad for you.

[pinboy3niner]

26. Sounds like the answer to, "Where and when do you go to sleep?"

:rofl:

[musette_sf]

28. You know that this means that the average reading level of a Glenn Beck book

is lower than that of Action Comics.

[Sanity Claws]

30. OMG

That idiot writer never learned the periodic table or read Superman comics.
If he had done either, he would have known the spelling. (Yes, I know the element is krypton, not kryptonite; but he clearly didn't know that)

[era veteran]

31. Was it guld, raid, or the greene criptanight?

Or is it a special gang night in Los Angeles?

[JHB]

32. "If you don't care about it enough to go to the small trouble of spelling it right...

...why should I value it enough to read it?"

[Skidmore]

33. Oh, another classic for the RW dictionairy... :)

[uncommon]

34. Thanks for the giggle :)

[PeaceNikki]

35. One of my friends said that liberals were "apposed" to changing failed policy.

:eyes: