Mofo, we need an Herbal Tea Partay. Motion to adopt motion to create Herbal Tea Partay.

[originalpckelly]

Poll question: Mofo, we need an Herbal Tea Partay. Motion to adopt motion to create Herbal Tea Partay.

It could be the HTP. HTP is also the abbreviation for High Test Peroxide, hydrogen peroxide is used as fucking rocket fuel. Let those sissies on the right try and beat that. We'll launch a rocket and enjoy a cup of soothing tea.

The history of the Herbal Tea Partay is as follows. It starts five minutes after the Boston Tea Party. A shipload of tea from 2005 was sent back in time. Certain colonists believed this shipment was from Britain, but they weren't pissy little morons. They dressed up as members of the Village People and began drinking the tea, like the cool people they were. Then they started singing YMCA. Many do not know, but this is how the YMCA came to life. The whole phenomenon is much like the grandfather paradox, something physicists think about when they're smoking a doobie. "Which Doobie you be?" Cool man.

It is also how the original gay colonists put the secret homosexual agenda in motion, an agenda that continues to this very day.

Now that you know the basic history of the Herbal Tea Partay, we can begin planning our events. I suggest we send a VW bus around the country, painted with peace signs and the word love. We could call it "The Herbal Tea Partay Drag-Ass Mobile". We all know what herbs we're putting in our tea. This thing isn't going to be "express" by any means, unless it's express to the snackbar. ;-)

All those in favor of the motion to adopt the motion say "aight" then click "aight".
All those not in favor of the motion to adopt the motion, well, you can get laid. Then after you get laid, tell us you don't want this to happen. I think we all know you're going to agree with us. Aight?

[originalpckelly]

1. "Chirp, chirp"

Remind me to get a can of bug spray.