George W. Bush says he is glad to be out of the Oval Office because he doesn't have to

[lame54]

"George W. Bush says he is glad to be out of the Oval Office because he doesn't have to think all the time.
And I'm thinking wait a minute, that was him thinking all the time. Really?" –David Letterman

[somone]

1. “It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.”

[sakabatou]

2. Since when has he ever "thunk?"

[krispos42]

4. Every morning

After the oat-bran muffin but before the shower.

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. Now all "The Decider" has to decide is whether or not he will leave the dog poop on the neighbors...

yard or pick it up.

Just go away, George and take Sarah with you.

[AsahinaKimi]

5. For a moment there...

I thought you were going to say: George W. Bush Says he is glad to be out of the Oval OFfice because Dick Cheney was always making him try to stand in the corner!

[Historic NY]

6. Must have hurt all that thinkilizing.

[no_hypocrisy]

7. think or drink?

[LawnKorn]

8. Bush now has much more time to spend being inebriated on cheap booze

Bush doesn't have to think about those embarrassing public moments when he does stupid drunk things - like fall off of his bicycle.

[panzerfaust]

9. ... Have to pretend to like being on a Ranch?

His "Beloved Texas Ranch" - that he jus couldnt stand to be away from so he could 'cut brush' - (yes, the same one that was bought for him just before the election which still had wet paint when he first moved in) did not long survive his leaving the White House.

Odd that.

Of course, most ranchers here in Texas are not afraid of horses - as Bu$h is.

Bet he still has his jean cowboy jacket though.

[lonestarnot]

10. Easy for a moron to confuse scheming with thinking I guess. Shitstain doesn't have a conscience now

or then.

[IDemo]

11. It's hard work -

[lame54]

12. .

[unblock]

13. his gut used to hurt from all that thinkering.

[lame54]

14. .