Sarah Palin: "Tonight Bristol will dance a 'Passion of the Christ' PasoDoble"

[Clio the Leo]

(please move this if it's Lounge-worthy)

I HOPE she was kidding, but I dont see her kidding about Jesus ...

@SarahPalinUSA Wrapped up Judge Napolitano FOX interview, his new show time tonight- GOOD! Now fly 2 LA 2 c Bristol's "Passion of the Christ"pasadoble/waltz"

http://twitter.com/#!/SarahPalinUSA/status/4296612415279104

... she is, of course, referring to Bristol's performance on tonight's semi-final round of "Dancing with the Stars."

[msongs]

1. dedicate it to unwed teen mothers who have unprotected sex when their moms are hard core righties nt

[librechik]

2. I will watch ONLY if there is a crucifixion.

[tanyev]

3. Oh.My.God.

Bet it's real. Sarah's not good at satire. When will this nightmare be over?

[Clio the Leo]

9. Yep...

.... Mark Ballas (Bristol's pro partner) has already said (in another Tweet) they were doing a Paso and a waltz. (but he didn't say the Jesus part)

I'm a fan .... these later dances seem to be playing to her strength, stiff upper body, little hip action.

[sadbear]

4. I'm actually pulling for Bristol

Of course I don't watch, but I love the implications of a Bristol win.

[raven42]

13. I started watching this show last season

and Bristol Palin is a joke. A terrible dancer. She should have been voted off weeks ago, but her mom's groupies are voting for her en masse. And, of course, her mom just can't resist showing up as often as possible. That's what this is really all about: another chance for her to get face-time on national television. I wouldn't doubt that she talked (or ordered) her daughter into doing this show. At this point it wouldn't even surprise me if she won. It would make a complete farce of a show that is supposed to be about good--or at least decent--dancing by the competitors who make it to the end.

[Clio the Leo]

18. yep...

.... all kinds of shark jumpage if she wins.

[Little Star]

5. UGH! And I like DWTS (usually).

I'll be glad when this season is over. If she wins...................
Well, that will suck cause she can't dance.

[Clio the Leo]

10. She very well may...

..... saw a report on MSNBC last week ... "Dancing" is like the 5th most popular show among Republicans .... doesn't even rank among Democrats (our fav. is Countdown btw)

[Little Star]

25. My Fav is Rachel then KO. Yes, Repubs keep voting for her and

that really sucks cause she can not dance.

[Dappleganger]

6. SP's twitter page promotes Pig Latin as a second language...

:freak:

[joeybee12]

7. If it ends with them nailing her to a tree...I'll watch...nt

[LiberalFighter]

11. I'm trying to figure out how this should look considering that she can't be portraying Jesus.

And if Passion is involved. Would it be her's or the person playing Jesus? I'm thinking that she would be the Passion so will she be having an orgasm?

[joeybee12]

24. Hmmm...passion in that sense...mop crews will be standing by...nt

[KatyaR]

32. Ackkkkkk.......

:rofl:

[foxfeet]

8. If it were Caribou Barbie herself, lurching and stumbling through the dance,

I'd donate the nails. Bristol is still young enough to recover from that family.

[derby378]

12. But who would do the lashing?

Todd? Karl Rove? Mistress Chanta Rose? The mind boggles...

[Whisp]

34. I heard Mel Gibson will make a cameo appearance for that...

:P

[spanone]

14. i predict brstol wins best dancer ever conceived by a grizzly blah blah

[blue neen]

15. Please tell me this report is from "The Onion".

Please.

I stopped watching DWTS 3 weeks ago. It's a total farce this year. Better dancers are being voted off because of Palin groupies...maybe we should call them "Poupies"! :)

[Clio the Leo]

16. wish I could...

.... as I said above ... Ballas said a few days ago they WERE dancing a waltz and a paso as Palin tweeted. I've asked him if he'll be dressed as Jesus tonight. Am holding for a reply. :)

[immoderate]

21. Is there a "Theme From..."?

You know, a little tango beat during the opening credits?

--imm

[HipChick]

17. She sure loves Elitist LA...and being down around those Hollywood types

[Canuckistanian]

19. I've got my sponge and vinegar ready

In case she needs refreshment....

[Gin]

20. if she wins...I will never watch again.

[Clio the Leo]

22. Is she going to turn to Jennifer Grey and forgive her before the dance is over? nt

[Poll_Blind]

23. Please let it end with the first 3 rows covered in fake blood, like watermellon at a Gallagher show.

That is all I ask.

PB

[lapislzi]

26. The paso doble is a courtship dance.

It's a man's dance, full of virility and sexual innuendo. If you want to see it in its glory, watch Baz Luhrmann's "Strictly Ballroom." There is nothing holy about it.

[Clio the Leo]

27. I know ..... it's awesome.

Tonight's, however, may not be.

[Binka]

29. Fucking GREAT Movie!

Everyone should see it.

Bink

[Motown_Johnny]

30. I can see the headlines now

"Unwed Mother Does Sexy Dance"


:sarcasm:

[rustydog]

40. SHOW ME your Paso doble! Show me your Paso Doble...

[Tanuki]

28. OMG, it's really a MUSLIM song!!!

http://www.petitiononline.com/salabeda/petition.html

"To: Supporters of Afghanistan Musical and Cultural Heritage
Recently the film “Passion of The Christ” brought to the surface centuries lost memories of Jesus Christ to the silver screen. This glorious and wildly discussed film is directed by Mel Gibson who has directed and produced (among others) films like Lethal Weapon 4, Braveheart and The Patriot.

The music of the film is beautifully composed and masterly chosen. It takes the audience throughout the film on a breathtaking journey so much so that one truly forgets the passage of time during the film’s lengthy duration. The role of the background music employed in the film is decisive and apparent. The beautiful melody played between the 20th minute and 21st minute of the film which is captivating sounds very familiar to an Afghan audience and to those from the other side of the Atak Bridge. This melody http://www.farda.org/articles/h_shinwary/debney.ram which is indeed taken from the treasury of Afghan music and is skillfully incorporated with the film’s background music is none other than the famous Pashto song Waro Waro kezhda Qadumunnah Ashnaa. This song http://www.farda.org/articles/h_shinwary/zakhil.ram was composed by the golden fingers of Late Mr Mohammad Din Zakhil; one of the most talented Afghan composers in not too far but sadly forgotten yester days of peace and tranquility in Afghanistan. The lyrics of the song is also from the late Zakhil which he wrote in1974 and which was sang by the beautiful and captivating voice of Mrs Qamaargul and recorded in the Radio Afghanistan studios in 1974. The late composer undoubtedly was a talented and unmatched poet and music composer of his time and has composed more than 700 songs for many Afghan singers. From his collection come heart-warming classic songs like Da Zamoon Zeeba Watan, Pa Loyoo Gharoo Bandee Ra Tashowa Toofanona and Sengha Meena Zemaah Stah Waah and many others. There is absolutely no doubt that selection and use of his work in this film without any permission and copyright acknowledgement is a clear case of daylight artistic plagiarism. Zakhil’s great artistry and cultural heritage belongs to his family and to the art loving people of Afghanistan.

Despite the fact that there currently exists no official and proper mechanism in place in Afghanistan to protect and safeguard the rights of Afghan artists and their creativities there are individuals (both inside and outside the country) who feel the pain and misfortunes of Afghanistan and whose hearts are filled with love for the people and their cultural heritage. These people will not let this example of daylight cultural theft pass without notice and in doing so support and acknowledge the artistic and legal rights of the late Afghan composer Mr Mohammad Din Zakhil. While Icon Production, Mel Gibson (the director) and John Debney (the music director) enjoy the phenomenal financial success of the Passion of The Christ the family of the late Zakhil struggle for their day to day living and the people of Afghanistan are deprived of a worldwide accolade towards one of their famous sons; the genius music director, the late Mr. Zakhil.

The Zakhil family has hired a lawyer to file a copyright lawsuit against Icon Production, Mel Gibson (the director) and John Debney (the music director of the film). It is upon all art-loving Afghans and friends of Afghanistan around the world to offer their support to this just cause. Let us communicate our protest loudly and worldwide and let the world knows that we Afghans are as passionate in defending our cultural creativity and heritage as we are of our freedom and love for our land. "

[SpiralHawk]

33. Woow - written by a man named Mohammed

This is like really Multicultural and stuff of the Palin clan -- I had no idea they were so liberal

[prolesunited]

36. Haha

Anyone with a Twitter account needs to get that circulating.

[KatyaR]

31. There are no words....

:wow:



:yoiks:

[Contrary1]

35. "I'm untouched, raw, vulnerable. I relate to the audience"; says Bristol

She doesn't believe it is the Teabaggers keeping her on.

Yeah, right. :eyes:

[Clio the Leo]

37. It was actually very tasteful...

.... I'm sure it was to a song from "The Passion" but there was no mention of it. Costumes were modern ... no timber.

The whole thing seem very AIPAC inspired. :)

[AtomicKitten]

38. I couldn't muster even curiosity to tune in to this psychodrama.

nt

[Kennah]

39. Bristol dances OK, but she's obviously outta her league

Palin HitlerJugend voters are the only thing keeping her in the game. I voted for Kyle Massey. I really like him, and I hope it will drive the RWers nuts if a black guy beat the Tea Bagger's choice.