WHAT BUSH’S BOOK LOOKED LIKE BEFORE EDITING

[kpete]

WHAT BUSH’S BOOK LOOKED LIKE BEFORE EDITING
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November 15, 2010 at 19:51 (Humour, Sarcasm, Satire)
The First Draft of George W. Bush’s Memoir
By John Blumenthal*

During my five year term as President of America, I made many impotent decisions. Dick told me being president would be easy but he was wrong, and you can only fool him twice so shame on me. Dick never told me there’d be a Congress. This was a big dose of realty for me.

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I was The Decider, so I always did what Dick said.

One of my first hard desertions was deciding whether to finish reading My Pet Goat. I knew there was a crisis going on, but I really wanted to know what happened to the goat at the end of the book. This was tough, but I finished the book later. It took me a week because I had to look stuff up in my dictionary. Laura helped me. She used to be a Liberrian before she changed to Republican.

One of my favorite things was wearing that flight suit on that aircraft career to tell everybody that the Iraq War was a missionary accomplice. I looked pretty hot in that, I thought. If they’d given me a flight suit like that when I was in the Natural Guard, I would have stayed longer. No, maybe not. I’ll have to give that further consternation.

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How do I feel now? To be honest, after five long years, I’m glad to be retarded from the Presidency of America, but I kind of miss the Ovary Office and that song, “Hail to the Chef.”

But my leprosy will live on forever
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[Kennah]

1. Dang it all

I was expecting just pictures, maybe a pop up or two.

[appleannie1]

2. He had help spelling the words of 2 or more syllables

[cutlassmama]

3. Hahahahaha!!!!