Clown Robs Woman on Toilet: "you broke into the wrong house --a poor person lives here"

[The Straight Story]

Clown Robs Woman on Toilet

When a criminal in a clown mask threw open her bathroom door and demanded money, Jacqueline Cutright of Akron, Ohio, didn't lose her sense of humor.

"I said, 'Boy did you break into the wrong house -- a poor person lives here,' " the 70-year-old woman told Fox8.com.

Police are accusing 22-year-old Cory Buckley of breaking into Cutright's basement window and ransacking her home.

Buckley allegedly told the woman he wanted Oxycontin and cash, took $28 in cash and about $1,000 in costume jewelry, then drove off in her 1991 Ford Escort.

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[marmar]

1. Oxycontin and cash? ...... Sounds like an alt-rock group name.

[OneGrassRoot]

3. lol....right up there with "fetus in a jar" for a name. n/t

[bighughdiehl]

2. Oxycontin?

Does Rush Limbaugh have an alibi?

[HughBeaumont]

4. I watched a special once - Oxycontin is like playpen heroin to some.

Apparently some teens and young adults use this as either an introduction to or a substitute for harder narcotics. So Limpballs may have a little something going on there . . .

[Michigan-Arizona]

5. Priceless reply, I love it! n/t

[guitar man]

6. Uh, that wan't a clown mask

Rush has, as they say , "a face for radio"

:rofl:

[Poll_Blind]

7. He was later briefly spotted in her Ford Escort with 15 other co-conspirators.

There was a honk, a puff of smoke, and they were gone.

PB

[deutsey]

8. and a dog wearing a tutu.

:-)