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Liberal_in_LA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-10 03:42 PM
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"don't touch my junk" tshirts and stuff already on sale
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-10 03:46 PM
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1. Brilliant.
And I haven't had any action for a while, so I'm thinking of flying out simply for the pleasure of TSA's gentle appreciation. I think they'll catch on when they realize that I'm changing my flights all the time.
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-10 03:50 PM
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2. "Touch my junk." -- will be along any minute now...
Edited on Tue Nov-16-10 03:51 PM by SpiralHawk
3...2...1...
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-10 03:51 PM
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3. dont tuch the but
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-10 03:52 PM
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4. Snerk...DUers should bum rush the boarding platforms, wearing that shirt.
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-10 03:55 PM
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5. Did whoever say that steal it from the beginning of Idiocracy?
When Cleon (or whatever the hell that serial impregnator's name was) gets repaired after trying to jump into a swimming pool with a jet ski and gets impaled, he says to the physician "Hey, take yer hands off mah junk!" . . .. and then like, 6 more children pop up on his org chart.
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