So the wads of fuck Republicant majority....

[Aviation Pro]

....wants to eliminate one of the Fed's mandates for keeping unemployment in check so they can extend the fucking tax cuts to their fucking lazy constituency, the fucking idle wealthy.

Fine.

HEY, FUCKSTAINS, OK, WE'LL GIVE YOU YOUR FUCKING TAX CUTS, ASSWIPES, BUT HERE'S THE FUCKING DEAL: A RIDER ON YOUR FUCKING TURD TO ARM EVERY FUCKING AMERICAN WITH AN M-4 AND 10,000 ROUNDS OF AMMUNITION. WHAT'S THE MATTER, ASSHATS? DON'T SUPPORT THE 2ND AMENDMENT, FUCKTUDES? DON'T WANT TO SUPPORT THE GUN INDUSTRY, CHICKEN-FUCKING-LICKENS?

GET BACK TO WORK YOU LAZY SHITSTAINS!

[lib2DaBone]

1. K/R It's amazing isn't it? The things these Bastards get away with these days...

....and all of it W/O so much as a whimper from sheeple.

[Zephie]

2. To quote The Boondock Saints: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

[tridim]

3. Didn't you hear? That's what "The people voted for!!!!11"

The Republicans are fucking up badly, and they haven't even taken power yet.

[TheWraith]

4. An M-4 and 10,000 rounds of ammo?

I'd take that. I hope that includes more than one magazine though, because reloading could get REALLY tedious.

[Aviation Pro]

5. I forgot to add....

....an appropriate sized drum magazine like this:

[TheWraith]

6. I'd rather have one of these.

More capacity and better balance. I'd slap a couple Obama stickers on the buttstock, and I'd have the perfect item for terrifying the local Republicans.

[KamaAina]

7. Republicant circular logic at work

"We won because unemployment is sky-high. So as long as unemployment remains sky-high, we'll keep winning. Therefore, we should do whatever we can to keep unemployment in the stratosphere." :dunce: