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BigBearJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-10 08:44 PM
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My 15 year old nephew just told me what he would do if he was patted down near his 'junk'....
He said he would let out the loudest and worst smelling fart he could muster.

(sorry to admit he made me laugh)


I told him he would probably be charged with assault.
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Hayabusa Donating Member (561 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-10 09:27 AM
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1. Worse...
he'll be sent to Gitmo for that.
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justiceischeap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-10 09:29 AM
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2. I think all kids should do what they've been taught when I stranger tries to touch them
Yell, "Stanger Danger!"
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-10 09:30 AM
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3. Tell him to make sure he eats a lot of hard boiled eggs before
Edited on Fri Nov-19-10 09:31 AM by lunatica
I think a lot of people would do that when probed.
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