My 15 year old nephew just told me what he would do if he was patted down near his 'junk'....

[BigBearJohn]

He said he would let out the loudest and worst smelling fart he could muster.

(sorry to admit he made me laugh)

But I had to remind him that they would then probably charge him with assault.

[Angry Dragon]

1. He would be turned over to the EPA to be fined under the

Clean Air Act

[BigBearJohn]

3. I just told my nephew what you said and he is still laughing. Good one!

[Angry Dragon]

6. Glad I could make him laugh

It seems the laughs are harder to come by these days

[Initech]

2. That's an excellent defense. I like it!

:rofl:

[gkhouston]

4. Does this mean he'll need to spend extra time in class practicing self-defense farts? n/t

[muntrv]

5. The TSA would then arrest him for having nerve gas.

:rofl:

[sally cat]

7. Tell him to get it ready if he flies, because they will do just that.

[Ilsa]

8. I wonder if any teenage boy would be more inclined to ejaculate. nt

[marmar]

10. That would require a lot of junk touching......

nt

[pipi_k]

9. To hell with the junk....

tell him to wait till the inspector got around to feeling in his ass crack.

Then let go with the biggest, juiciest, most rank sauerkraut/baked beans/pickled eggs explosion he can work up. Maybe get some splatter on the latex gloves.


Might as well...if one's going to be charged with something, it ought to be something messy.

:+

[applegrove]

11. I feel for the workers in all this. It isn't as though they want to have to do it.

[jmm]

12. I'm tempted to dress like Lady Gaga next time I fly

Yeah there's a good chance they'd find a reason to arrest me but I wonder how they'd grope somebody in a bubble dress.