Dr. Seus Vs. the T-S-A

[Ozymanithrax]

I am T-S-A
T-S-A I am

That T-S-A!
That T-S-A!
I do not like that T-S-A!

Do you like
back scatter scans?
I do not like them, T-S-A
I do not like
back scatter scans.

Would you let them pat
your pubic hair?

I would not let them pat
my pubic hair
I would not let them anywhere.

I do not like
back scatter scans.
I do not like them, T-S-A.

Would you let them pat your thighs?
Would you let them check your tampon,s size?

I do not like them
to touch my thighs.
I do not like them
to check my tampon's size.
I do not like them
to pat my pubic hair.
I do not like them
searching anywhere.
I do not like
back scatter scans.
I do not like them,
T-S-A.

Would you let them search inside
your box?
Would you search inside
your socks?

Not in my box.
Not inside my socks.
Not between my thighs.
Not my tampon's size.
I would not like them
to pat my pubic hair.
I would not like them
searching anywhere.
I would not like back scatter scans.
I do not like them, T-S-A.

[woo me with science]

1. Thank you. A reply:

I love your poem very much
I do not like intrusive touch.
I will not let them touch my box
You should not let them grab your c**ks.

In the airports, soon the malls
Feeling underneath your b**ls.
Grabbing Sister Bertha's mound
All to keep us safe and sound.

I do not want them in my shorts
I plan to meet them in the courts
Until that time, Napolitano
YOU drop your pants, YOU sing soprano.

[Qutzupalotl]

2. Very good!

I like the meter.

[nadinbrzezinski]

3. Very good