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Ichingcarpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-10 12:15 PM
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TSA has determined Hollywood and Porn star Breast implants
many impose a risk, therefore all women with overly attractive breasts will be subject to a feel.

The Dept of Homeland Security suspects that Hollywood plastic surgeons may be a front organization for Al Quida
and are now placing CS-3, a clear explosive, in the sacks vs silicon.


CS-3 surpassingly feels like the real thing.

Male porn stars are being looked at closely too but
not yet officially.
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Kennah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-10 12:59 PM
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1. This just in!
New intelligence suggests that male porn stars may now be smuggling a complex explosive compound. When fondled, it expands. If fondled too much, it explodes.
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