What happens when you get to one thousand posts?

[veganlush]

do you get to shake hands with the Governor? (never-mind, I'm in a red state now:mad: :mad: :mad: )

[marmar]

1. He's not in office yet.

nt

[veganlush]

19. good point. I wouldn't mind meeting Granholm!

[silverweb]

2. You become part of the "in crowd."

You announce your status in a new this thread, we old timers gather you to our bosoms, and we turn it into a party of sorts. :D

[onethatcares]

12. we got

"bosoms"? Jeez,I'm gonna have to look.

[silverweb]

16. LOL

I was speaking figuratively, of course, but go check anyway. :D

[veganlush]

21. ooooh bosoms!

[silverweb]

26. Thought you might like that!

Congrats on 1000 posts, veganlush!

[surrealAmerican]

63. ... and we wait for the whole darn thing ...

... to be moved to the lounge!

Seriously, the lounge is made for stuff like this.

[tabatha]

Your troll-possibilities are diminished.

[veganlush]

23. no problem there, I'm a still-fisher!

[madinmaryland]

3. You will have posted on DU one thousand times.

:hide:

[veganlush]

24. very precise, thank you.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. My dear veganlush!

Hey, you're almost there!

What happens is that your post count is no longer visible, unless you look at your profile.

It'll say 1000+ out here.

Sorry, no hands shaking with any Governor!

Early congrats!

:woohoo:

[veganlush]

6. thank you

you get my 1000th post!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. My dear veganlush!

Omigod, I feel as though you gave me your virginity!:blush:

I AM honored.

Welcome to the Four Digit Club!


:party: :toast: :toast: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :toast: :toast: :party:

[veganlush]

27. when i lose my virginity, i'll post the details!

[rug]

5. The mod of your choice will administer an enhanced patdown.

[veganlush]

8. whoo hoo! lonely no more!

[alittlelark]

7. Make it an interesting OP

I missed my 1000th and my 10,000th.

[veganlush]

29. 10,000! damn, 1000 took me a long time!

[SoCalDem]

9. Free hot tub pass in the Moderators' Lounge

and a complimentary loofah:)

[veganlush]

30. wow, things are lookin' up!

[Sirveri]

46. Hot tub is OK, but the liquor cabinet they've got is WAY better.

Hope they haven't taken that away from the mods, it was a lot of fun.

[kimi]

53. Hot tub? Loofah??

Hey, where are MINE? I didn't get those!!

I want em, and now!! :grr:

Srsly, congrats, veganlush!! I made it earlier this year to 1K, it's nice to be part of the community! :bounce:

[Poll_Blind]

10. Usually they take you out back and show you what the Mod Hottub really looks like.

And that's traditionally why people over 1,000 posts are A) Nicer to the moderators and B) Sometimes mail them chlorine tablets.

Poll "It's a Baby Ruth, lighten up!" Blind

[veganlush]

31. lol

[sufrommich]

11. You get a free toaster. A secret free toaster. A toaster the likes

of which has never been seen outside the DU 1000 post club members.Enjoy your toast with a new vigor!

[veganlush]

33. damn, it just arrived via fedex! that's amazing! and the check!

oh wait, it's a bill....

[flvegan]

13. You get access to the full-member forums. Enjoy!

[veganlush]

35. sweet! (really?) you wouldn't spoof a vegan would you?

[gkhouston]

15. We give your name to the assassin. Hope your affairs are in order. n/t

[veganlush]

37. yes, i do my affairs in a certain order everytime

[JBoy]

17. Free steak dinner.

:)

[veganlush]

38. thanks but make it steak FRIES and cold, cold beer please!

[dixiegrrrrl]

18. Due to inflation, you have to get to 10,000 to get all those goodies. Sorry.

Another reason to hate the Ben Bernank.

[veganlush]

39. alittlelark, HELP!

[superduperfarleft]

20. People are less likely to call you a freeper if you post something they disagree with?

:shrug:

[veganlush]

45. well that's

tangible, but I think that's only happened to me once, I was called a "concern troll" when i was fretting about something the dems were mishandling..

[superduperfarleft]

68. I got called a freeper once for arguing FOR single-payer.

Yeah, it happens.

[librechik]

22. one third less accusations of being a freeper. n/t

[veganlush]

49. I don't usually draw the "freeper" accusation very much

not very controversial I guess

[tularetom]

25. You have to go to DU headquarters for a TSA full body grope

[veganlush]

50. gotta love that human contact........ They are human, right?

[tularetom]

56. I can't reveal that - they threatened my family

but I can tell you they have very cold hands.

[peacefreak]

28. You get the secret handshake

and de-coder ring. At 5000 posts, you get the true identity of Agent Mike

[veganlush]

51. crap, i already know who Mike is..

[JuniperLea]

32. 1000 ping pong balls fall on your head!

[veganlush]

52. ow! ow! ow!.........

balls!

[avaistheone1]

34. Free pat-down

or porno scanner. Your choice

[veganlush]

55. lol.. hard choice

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

36. Your voice changes and you grow pubic hair.

[sufrommich]

43. lol. nt

[veganlush]

57. roflmaoagph

[onenote]

40. your next post after that will

be number 1001

[veganlush]

42. damn, you called it!

[EFerrari]

41. Lock the doors and hope they don't have blasters!

[veganlush]

58. check! (blasters? like, blasting caps?)

[EFerrari]

62. Like this.

Congrats, veganlush.

[leeroysphitz]

60. win

[DCKit]

44. I had an unexpected ballon and confetti drop. It was very disconcerting. n/t

[veganlush]

61. I got that too! but the lap dancer was polite!

[Old Troop]

47. Most of us got an all expenses-paid trip to a location of out choice

but I think they stopped that.

[veganlush]

59. damn it, just my luck!

[slackmaster]

48. Your fingers get numb and you start making typographical errors like hitting m instead of n

:hi:

[veganlush]

54. ha ha! I fixed it!

[Skidmore]

64. Your computer blows up...

[leeroysphitz]

65. You recieve total consciousness.

[Tx4obama]

66. Is there somewhere to look for post count after you reach 1000? n/t

[silverweb]

69. Yup.

Your profile. It's the 2nd item from the top. :)

[Tx4obama]

74. Thanks. I found it finally. n/t

[edbermac]

67. You win a FREE CAR!!

*Accessories not included.

http://image.carcraft.com/f/26539114/ccrp_0911_06_z+car_craft_bikini_issue+1967_chevy_camaro.jpg

[veganlush]

73. wow! what a beautiful pair

of headlights that car has

[derby378]

70. Sorry, I've stopped giving lap dances at the thousand-post milestone

Turns out the wifey-poo didn't approve. :evilgrin:

[veganlush]

72. lmao!

[lunatica]

71. No matter how hard you try you'll never be given credit for going over 1000

Time freezes in place