If you put Sarah Palin's brain in a matchbox....

[kentuck]

...It would roll around like a BB in a boxcar.

:-)

[blaze]

1. That's very generous of you!

:)

[BrklynLiberal]

2. BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

That's the truth!!!!!!!

[RKP5637]

3. LOL !!! n/t

[REP]

4. A Wodehouse quote that applies:

Veronica Wedge was a girl of a radiant blonde loveliness. Nature had not given her more than about as much brain as would fit comfortably into an aspirin bottle, feeling no doubt that it was better not to overdo the thing, but apart from that she had everything. - P. G. Wodehouse

[babylonsister]

5. Do you remember how you measured dim son's brain? And

look what happened to him. x( She's freaky/scary in how she's hoodwinked so many people.

[kentuck]

6. All true, but....

Her brain would still fit in a matchbox. :-)

[pipi_k]

7. ....You wouldn't need to remove any of the matches n/t

[EFerrari]

8. And nobody would notice.

:)

[DUFan]

9. If you put it on the edge of a razor blade

It would look like a BB rolling down an four-lane highway.

[dbt]

10. K & R for that fine old cut!

Although in my part of the South, "peanut hull" was generally used instead of "matchbox." Slightly more bizarre version: "If you stuck her brain up a hummingbird's ass, it'd fly backwards."

See also "If brains was gunpowder, she couldn't blow her nose."

:evilgrin:

[WVRICK13]

11. You Would Have To

provide a microscope so people could view it.