If on December 23, 2012,

[Skidmore]

I'm still hale and hearty and the world is not if flames around me and Armageddon becomes a joke, I will personally start a campaign to get refunds from all the cable channels run by Right Wing End Timers and demand that they be hand delivered to everyone who they sought to scare into churches.

Now let's go blow up the sun to prevent a plasma storm.

[hobbit709]

1. If nothing happens, I'll be laughing at all the idiots.

If the world really ends, there's nothing I could do about it anyhow.

[DCKit]

2. Win-Win scenario. n/t

[Skidmore]

3. Perhaps it will break the hold of some of these religious fanatics

on people.

[Speck Tater]

4. Offer them $100 for an option to buy their house and car for a dollar on 1/1/2013.

See if they REALLY believe that bullshit. If you find enough people who do, then come January 2013 you'll be a real estate tycoon with a well-stocked used car dealership.

[DearAbby]

6. Have faith laugh now and beat the 2012 Christmas Rush! n/t

[Vickers]

5. According to my desktop blotter pad...

the world ends November 30th.

:(