Ever posted a note about someone's bad parking?

[hlthe2b]

Here's a classic (H/T to HuffPO)




(Enjoy)

[liberal N proud]

1. I saw a book of parking tickets today

Almost bought it.
They were different notes you could tear out and put on someones car letting them know they couldn't park.

[BrklynLiberal]

5. I have also seen books of "Parking Tickets" that have nasty comments on how the

car was parked. Leave it under the wiper, and give the driver a little jumpstart to his heart when he sees it.

They says things like.."You selfish bastard. Did you HAVE to take up TWO parking spots?" from a distance, they look like real parking tickets.

[Greyhound]

2. "I hope you don't fuck like you park, you'll never get it in." n/t

[blondeatlast]

13. Naughty, naughty...

and I love it!

[ThatsMyBarack]

19. K&R....

For YOU! :rofl:

[elocs]

3. I must admit that there are times I would have liked to have that kind of note to leave. n/t

[bigwillq]

4. No, never have.

But that note is funny. :rofl:

[scorpiogirl]

6. Yes!

I was five months pregnant and didn't appreciate having to crawl over the passenger seat to get into my car. I left them a note saying so with some choice words. This was after I waited for a while and they never came out. I would have loved to talk to them face to face!

[BrklynLiberal]

7. There is a website to order "citations"

http://www.niceparkingdude.com/

and more...

http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/bad-parking-notes--laminated-for-durability--set-of-8

http://www.revengeisyellow.com/jokeparkingtickets/MixedPack.htm

[sally cat]

8. I once bumped a parked car and wrote a note: "sorry I bumped your car. The people watching me write

this note probably think I'm giving you my phone number or insurance number. They're wrong"

[TwentyFive]

22. Ohh..Karma will get you for that...unless their car was parked over the lines...then Karma got them.

[tridim]

9. Back when people still drove Hummers..

I found one parked smack-dab in the middle of two spaces, so I parked my beater about 2 inches away from the driver's side door and went to work.

Nothing happened to my car, so I assume they got the hint.

[blondeatlast]

14. still lots o'Hummers around here--and yes, I do the same thing.

And no, I have no shame over it.

[NuclearDem]

10. One of my faves from NPD

"That STILL isn't a parking space. You are in the way of traffic leaving the structure. Hopefully someone will light your car on fire - or you know, at least poop on your windshield."

[patrice]

11. I'd like something like that for vehicles that are left running in parking lots or at the curb.

[TwentyFive]

12. Yes - here is what I wrote.

You are too inept to park a car.

Please turn your license in (if you have one!) before you hurt somebody.

[postulater]

15. Yes, when they are parked illegally in a handicapped space.

No justification for that.

[csziggy]

17. Last time I saw that I got on my cell phone while standing behind the car

The drive came out and freaked since at the time I was giving their license number to the dispatcher at the PD. Then they got in and revved their engine as though they were going to back over me. I stayed behind the car until a police car got there - it was only a couple of minutes, so I guess they were in the area. The officers thanked me and told me I could go since they had seen the offense and I'd already given my contact info over the phone.

I'll be needing one of those spaces soon, so I want to make sure they will be available!

[BlueIris]

18. Um, for that one I'd call the cops. ASAP.

That is one of the more atrocious illegal acts I can think of.

[DesertFlower]

16. this is a big problem here in phoenix.

i'm originally from new york city. if you did that there, you'd find at least one flat tire.

[Elmore Furth]

20. Hell, I'm such a bad parker, I have to put notes on my own windshield

[customerserviceguy]

21. Had a friend who had some in his glove box

that said, "No, this isn't a parking ticket. But it should be. Next time, leave a can opener so the car next to you can get out."