Is it legal to remove your pants in the airport?

[KansasVoter]

I don't think it is illegal if you don't expose your privates.
So, maybe I should just remove my pants when I am in line and make the whole pat down process easier.
And maybe be a little more of a pain in the ass for them.
It might bring the catch all 'disorderly conduct' charge I guess.

[niyad]

1. I think KO suggested kilts the other day

reminded me of an old saying "a true scot wears naught 'neath his kilt, except his lady's lipstick"

[alfredo]

2. Kilts would be perfect.

[Liberal Veteran]

3. More importantly, can you legally marry your widow's sister?

:P

[avaistheone1]

4. That a good question

for Captain Underpants.

[Speck Tater]

5. Just wear REALLY tight short-shorts and a see-through mesh top. nt

[avaistheone1]

6. Everything should have velcro attachments rather than buttons or zippers

so TSA can rip them off us at will. They got to keep the line moving you know.

[Angry Dragon]

7. I was thinking of wearing swim shorts underneath my pants

and then just drop my pants...........

[brewens]

8. I always planned if I was ever accused of shoplifting, to refuse

going into some room, and strip down right in front of veryone. No way would I let them lead me away to get checked out. We'd prove I didn't have anything right on the spot.

[Trajan]

9. I want to think 'happy thoughts' while in line ...

So I can impress them ....

Some of us may want them to press harder ....

[kestrel91316]

10. I wanna be in line next to you.

[ocd liberal]

11. Next time I fly anywhere,

I am going naked