I really wish that I had plans to fly somewhere soon. (I haven't flown in 5 or 6 years) I talked to my lovely wife about this, and she said that she would do this as well. (As long as I was went first!) I think if enough people were to do this, we could end this intrusive regime of "porno scanners" and groping pat downs. Ready? Here's my idea:
Get naked.
When it's time to get in line for the FIRST set of metal detectors and such, just strip down, in front of everybody, totally naked, bare it all for everyone to see. And do it before anybody pulls you aside for "enhanced interrogation" or anything. You know, when you are taking off your shoes and removing the keys from your pocket. Just get totally naked.
Now, Sweetie and I are relatively attractive people. With our clothes on. We are middle-aged and healthy. However, nobody would ever want to see us naked, certainly not in public. I think if enough people just went ahead and did this, things could change. And again, I regret that I have nowhere to fly to because I would do this without hesitation. Maybe one you lovely whackos who is going somewhere soon could get the... ummm... balls rolling, as it were? Please?
See? That's what nice, reasonably attractive people look like naked. Nobody really wants to see that. Enough people stripping down in the airport without being told to, and we could stop this maddness in a week or two. Come on... do it!