INSERT TSA THREAD HERE

[NuclearDem]

INSERT PERSONAL STORY OF FLYING HERE

INSERT OUTRAGE HERE

INSERT EMOTICON HERE

[laughingliberal]

1. Insert unrec here. nt

[NuclearDem]

7. Insert disapproval of unrec here

[treestar]

8. Scolding regarding it being against rules to discuss unrecs

[NuclearDem]

10. Insert sorry I'm new apology here

Insert sad emoticon here

[eleny]

32. Insert request for link to rule

[taterguy]

2. Insert Outrage that you've started a frivolous thread

[jonnyblitz]

3. yup, now it is time for the threads complaining about TSA threads

to outnumber the actual TSA threads. just like clockwork.

[struggle4progress]

9. I'm tired of all the threads complaining about the threads complaining about the TSA threads

[jonnyblitz]

11. LMFAO!!

I just posted in your lounge thread on this. too funny

[struggle4progress]

14. Comparison of TSA agents to Catholic priests, with gratuitous addition calling the Pope a Nazi

[notesdev]

36. you oughta

post a thread

[Individualist]

17. just like clockwork, indeed.

The memo has been received.

[Scurrilous]

4. Insert ROFL.

How dare you question the fauxrage.

[treestar]

5. INSERT ALLEGATION OF CONSTITUTIONAL VIOLATIONS HERE

Add quote from Patrick Henry

[struggle4progress]

6. I was flying student standby once when I was younger. And the attendant decided she liked me,

so I got an extra dinner. She was really hot, and I tried for years to find her, without success. That's why I refuse to fly anymore

[Ikonoklast]

12. IINSERT MOST PEOPLE JUST GET SCREENED

AND THEN GET ON THE DAMN PLANE, ACTING LIKE THE ADULTS THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE, WITH NO NAME-CALLING, DRAMA, OVER-THE-TOP HYPERBOLE, OR CLUTCHING MY PEARLS I'M GONNA FAINT FROM THE VAPORS BECAUSE SOME POOR BASTARD TSA AGENT IS GETTING TO SEE/TOUCH MY PRECIOUS JUNK, FROM WHICH I MUST BE PROTECTED NO MATTER WHAT.

[hedgehog]

13. Won't someone think of the children!

:hide:

[struggle4progress]

26. I better not catch anybody thinking about my child! You're all a buncha preverts

[NuclearDem]

28. Oh crap here comes Herbert

I already do! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Liberal Veteran]

15. Insert naive capitulation here.

[AsahinaKimi]

INSERT: IBTL

:P

[name not needed]

16. Insert disregard for the 4th Amendment here

[Ikonoklast]

19. INSERT SEE POST #5 BEAT YOU TO IT.

INSERT AD FOR EYE DOCTOR, NEW GLASSES $99 SECOND PAIR HALF OFF.

[thelordofhell]

18. I heard Susan Boyle was strip-searched while her house was on fire

We never over-post in DU

:sarcasm:

[struggle4progress]

34. Actually, Susan Boyle was fired after her house on The Strip was searched

Try to keep up

[madpennsylvanian]

20. The "there are too many TSA threads" people are all pro-TSA-pat-downs

It's human nature. When we don't like criticism against someone or something we like, we tend to want to hear less about it.

[NuclearDem]

21. Criticism of illogical statement goes here

I'm not pro-TSA, I'm just sick of seeing 590345980 damn threads about it. Any other forum I've been to would've merged them or deleted some.

[madpennsylvanian]

24. It is expected for you to deny being pro-TSA

Admitting to being pro-pat-down would undermine your goal.

[NuclearDem]

25. Your logic astounds me

So I'm either anti-TSA and have to deal with 60 threads talking about it, or I have to be pro-TSA?

No middle ground at all?

[Occam Bandage]

30. As a closeted exhibitionist, I'm very much looking forward to the backscatter machines.

[Duer 157099]

22. Insert complete non sequitur

coupled with just a smilie wave :hi:

[struggle4progress]

27. +1000

Enthusiastic agreement

[Duer 157099]

31. Insert addition to completely irrelevent subthread

with yet another smilie wave :hi:

[struggle4progress]

33. I'm sure you will interested to read this 15000 word post about

how the cia and the vatican gave extraterrestrials lsd to turn them into manchurian zombies to launder mafia money through the bank of diego garcia to fund a trilateral commission conspiracy to force unisex bathrooms on all of us

with approximately 50 unrelated links

[Duer 157099]

39. Insert note of appreciation and bookmark for later reading

coupled with now-obligatory smilie wave :hi:

[Duncan Grant]

23. The "hide thread" feature isn't as much fun as sharing one's control issues. (nt)

[Lucian]

29. Um, there are very legitimate reasons why people are upset with the TSA.

Are you okay with being molested and shot with x-rays for the sake of national security?

Because I'm not.

[Lost-in-FL]

35. INSERT CAN WE ALL JUST GET ALONG HERE

Really... this is getting ridiculous.

People here are equating opposition with the new TSA guidelines with total abolition of pre-flight screening. This is idiotic.

[tomm2thumbs]

37. Insert 'LOCKING THREAD'

Inserting toe into pool - brrrrrrr... too cold

[madinmaryland]

38. Un-reccing for the following reason...

:evilgrin:

[pinboy3niner]

40. ROFL!

:rofl: