Special Underwear Makes Your Privates Invisible to TSA Scanners

[PeaceNikki]

http://gawker.com/5695677/special-underwear-makes-your-privates-invisible-to-tsa-scanners

Citizens, take heart: Even as our country falls under the total domination of our new TSA overlords, capitalism continues unabated. A Colorado man has developed undergarments with special body scanner-blocking fig leafs to hide your privates.

Obama just needs to buy every American a pair of these underwear. Problem solved!

[ananda]

1. Lol.

That was funny to look at.

[piratebay]

2. Me? I'm wearing my Dick Towel

http://www.dicktowel.com/dicktowel.html

[PeaceNikki]

5. lol

:bounce:

[DCKit]

8. Nice kilt. n/t

[ncrainbowgrrl]

9. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[Ikonoklast]

13. OK, but where's the towel?

[pnorman]

14. That's a saver! I'll be sure to pass it on!

(I'm Foreskino Intacto, myself!)

[PeaceNikki]

24. It's from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

http://dicktowel.com/

:D

[readmoreoften]

21. +1

ROFL!!!!

[BrklynLiberal]

3. Don't the Mormons already have "magic" underwear??

[TK421]

12. That won't get them past the "magic scanner" unfortunately..n/t

[MiniMe]

4. Nice idea

But you would probably get pulled out for a pat down. Unfortunately, trying to hide something when you go through security is probably not a good idea.

[pgodbold]

6. Something. So thaaats what they're calling it these days. nt

[BeyondGeography]

7. It's about jobs, jobs, jobs

[Ian David]

10. Fuck that... I want underwear that makes my privates look BIGGER!

May as well give them a show.

[GoCubsGo]

17. LOL!

Heck, if they saw me naked, they'd go blind. :-)

[pipi_k]

18. That's what kielbasa is for... n/t

[Dr. Strange]

25. A zuchini can do that.

Derek Smalls: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRpWnK6Rg3E

[Laelth]

11. What good would that do? With those on you're guaranteed to get groped. n/t

-Laelth

[TorchTheWitch]

15. then you'll be groped

Likely the special underwear will result in an "anomaly" that requires the "further investigation" grope.

They get to either see your bits or touch them - or both.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

16. From now on I will recommend that the children wrap their

AK-47's in fig leaves.

[pipi_k]

19. Oh, don't forget....

the samurai swords, nuclear bombs, and water balloons filled with ebola virus...

[readmoreoften]

22. Aw man. At least I can bring my acid filled super soaker, right?

RIGHT? Aw man...

[de novo]

23. You've done it now.

Mandatory cavity searches and invasive surgeries to find anything!!

[RainDog]

20. I want David Hasselhoff undies

[Dr. Strange]

26. That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen on this site.

Where did you ever find such filth?

Welcome to Ignore.

[RainDog]

27. uh, I got it from you

but since you're ignoring me now, you won't see this post anyway.

too bad. cause I have a job suggestion for you.



or you might get a job as a dancer. here's an instructional video... that you also won't see.



I'll remember the good times...



before you lost it.



ha ha. (Nelson style) - go put on your spidey p.j.s, Strange One.

[Dr. Strange]

28. Those aren't my pjs!

I don't wear shoes to bed, dammit!

[RainDog]

29. Oh, I forgot. That's what you wear for casual Fridays n/t

[Dr. Strange]

30. Um, wear?

I think you've lost the true meaning of casual Fridays.

[RainDog]

31. all I have to say is the sockless chuck taylors are HAWT! n/t