If Hillary Clinton Ever Flies Commercial, She’ll Murder TSA

[Matariki]

Typically snarky Wonkette article has kernel of truth...


War monster Hillary Clinton was asked why the American Government now spends most of its resources sexually assaulting little children and humiliating cancer survivors in the nation’s airports. She said it’s totally necessary, for freedom, because as long as the American Government spends the rest of its resources bombing the shit out of Muslims all over the world, furious Muslims will very occasionally try to blow up something in America. And America has no intention of ever stopping its wonderfully successful international mission of blowing up Muslims everywhere — so the best way to do “intelligence screening” is to have high-school dropouts force U.S. citizens into dangerous cancer machines and stroke the tiny innocent genitalia of American pre-school children. Also, ha ha, like Hillary Clinton is ever going to fly commercial!

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[Matariki]

1. I'm not entirely sure clicking on the link is worth it.

The important point is made in that first paragraph.

[DURHAM D]

2. congrats - you posted some lovely disgusting tripe

[Matariki]

6. Do you disagree that our foreign policy (and illegal wars) has any effect

on the causes of terrorism directed at the US?

[Little Star]

3. Not interested in this BS.

[MineralMan]

4. What the heck is this?

No, thanks.

[Matariki]

5. Wonkette snark. All snark all the time.

Often annoying, sometimes funny but usually containing some truth wrapped in a snark sandwich.