People who like their junk touched by strangers the TSA is here to help

[Homer12]

For those who like being felt up and groped by strangers now is your time.

The TSA is your fetish come true!

[hlthe2b]

1. I can imagine a few will hand the agent a folded bill....

and ask "how much for a happy ending..."

Now, I realize to the TSA agent, that is not very funny, but I am having trouble making TSA the focus of sympathy over the passenger. The former have a choice, bad as it might be. Further, I think many of us have encountered abusive TSA officers. I know I have, though I readily admit that most are probably as professional as we can expect in the job.

[brewens]

2. Look for Larry Craig's frequent flyer miles to go off the charts!

No more bathroom action Larry.

[stray cat]

3. How many people here have to pay someone otherwise?

[NoPasaran]

4. Unrecced and hidden