Names for Boehner & McConnell

[BlueDemKev]

Since petty name-calling is obviously a successful strategy in American politics, I think we Democrats need to find appropriate names for the incoming Teapublican congressional leadership. John Boehner is the "Tan Man", but we need a name for Mitch McConnell.

Some have said that McConnell looks like Porky Pig, although I would hate to insult the classic cartoon character by equating him to Mitch McConnell. So how about "DORKY PIG". Looking at McConnell, I think the name's a good fit.

[Drale]

1. How about

Boner and the lier?

[Webster Green]

2. McConnell is "The Turtle"

"Boner" is just fine for the speaker.

[Toucano]

10. +1

This is well established.

[beaglelover]

35. +1

+1

[AmerVoicesUnited]

3. Bonehead and McConman n/t

[Angry Dragon]

4. I prefer "the weeping boner"

brings up pictures of a social disease

not sure about little mitchy

[hobbit709]

5. Chinless Weasel

[WhoIsNumberNone]

13. I was just gonna say 'Chinless'

If only "Boner"- "the Tan Man"- had a mustache, we could call him "Porno" (Or maybe "Speedo", or "the Swingster"...)

[MiniMe]

14. Frank Burns

[hobbit709]

26. I think Burns was smarter.

But then "in the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king"

[wizstars]

37. That, sir, is an insult to the Mustelidae family !

every weasel in North America will be after you for that!

[applegrove]

6. Boehner will always be "Agent Orange" to me.

[WhiteTara]

7. I vote for Orange Man and Chinless

he is NOT tan and everyone knows who we're talking about.

[Historic NY]

8. Old Swizzle stick for Boner.

[KeyserSoze87]

9. Bonehead and Turtleface works for me.

[Chisox08]

11. The Boner and Yertle the turtle

Also Mitch McChinless and The Orange Man

[tabbycat31]

12. Bitch McConnell

[blue neen]

15. Rusty and Musty.

:)

:dem:

[awoke_in_2003]

24. Orange Crush and Musty Nuts. nt

[era veteran]

16. Chinless Mitchie cannot grow a beard to give him the

appearance of masculinity so he married one.

[blue neen]

17. Oh, snap!

Good one....

:yourock:

[dmr]

18. I see a nasty zombie when McConnell shows up

The walking dead - that's what I see. His ideas are deadening.
:rofl:

[CLANG]

19. Turtle

[awoke_in_2003]

25. "I like turtles"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

[CLANG]

31. A true cult classic! But then again Jonathan never knew Mitch McConnell!

[awoke_in_2003]

33. of course, that is why...

he still likes them :)

[blue neen]

20. The Carrot and The Ferret.

After all, ferret means "little thief" in Latin; they also have no chins and are members of the weasel family. :)

[lpbk2713]

21. Oompa-Loompa & Slack Jaw

:shrug:

[MurrayDelph]

22. Yertle McTurtle

and Johnny Walker Orange

[awoke_in_2003]

23. Dumb and Dumber. nt

[LiberalEsto]

27. I call Boehner "Mango" nt

[Erose999]

28. Agent Orange, Mr. Orange (Reservoir Dogs), Biff Tannen (Back to the Future),

The Tan Man (if he only had a heart)

Orange Julius Caesar

Col. Mustard

And some for McConnell:

Mayor McCheese (Although I have previously been using this one for McCain)

Pretty much any of these:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_turtles

[Octafish]

29. Can-Tan & the Chinless Corpse

Both are, at heart, grifters.

[Pathwalker]

30. I gave him a Mob name: Mitchy No Chin. Because he's a mobster.

n/t

[blockhead]

32. Lenny and Squiggy

[blue neen]

36. Perfect.

:rofl:

[Rosco T.]

34. "NoLips" McConnell n/m