Breaking News: Man Having Package Examined At Airport...

[KharmaTrain]

Just saw that as a headline on MSNBC. I wonder if it was Ron Jeremy. Sometimes you just can't make this shit up. :rofl:

Discuss...

[rocktivity]

1. That's news?

:evilgrin:
rocktivity

[Initech]

2. That could seriously go one of two ways here...

:evilgrin:

[originalpckelly]

3. His wife thought she'd taken his balls, so it was a suspicious package.

:P

"OMG! There's a bomb in his pants!"

[GodlessBiker]

4. I'm sure he will receive an ample pat-down.

[NotThisTime]

6. If he has a dog that will be patted down too if it has a sweater on

[kctim]

5. Best of the day

:bounce:

[BurtWorm]

7. Will they find junk in the package?

:patriot:

[Arugula Latte]

12. Well, if it's junk, they shouldn't touch it.

[dave29]

8. actually check out the news from Boston --

this is fun to laugh about, until your plane blows up.

[slackmaster]

9. I bet they'd find crack if they checked between his buttocks

:rofl:

[struggle4progress]

10. Look: it wasn't mine, and I still don't know how it got there

[KharmaTrain]

11. Give The Term "Ass Rocket" A Whole New Meaning...

:rofl:

(sorry, the hysterics and the wording on this whole thing just begs for a good laugh) :rofl:

[golddigger]

13. The sheeple were working themselves up into a revolt.

Time for the "false flag" operations to kick in.

[Blue Owl]

14. Uh oh, he's getting a little teste...

n/t