Would a 'Naked Airlines' be able to offer cheaper airfares?

[AnArmyVeteran]

If I had the money I'd start a 'Naked Airlines' where security measures could be dramatically reduced. Without the need for all that extra security, air fares could be reduced substantially. Of course anyone who wanted to buy a ticket would have to agree to fly without any clothing on. And they would also have to agree to not being offended by other naked passengers, or any inadvertent sexual arousals that might occur. Passengers would also not be allowed to have any carryon baggage. Everything would have to be checked.

'Naked Airlines' would be like flying nudist resorts. After awhile no one would even notice other people's nudity. But I suppose there might be a lot of copycat airlines that might exploit this idea with something like 'Hooters Air'.

[Dennis Donovan]

1. One suggestion: avoid the use of leather seats in first class...

:D

[LisaL]

2. Do you realize that a guy who undressed to his underwear

was asked by TSA to put his clothes back on so they can properly pat him down?

[AnArmyVeteran]

3. Yeah, I heard that! Incredible!

[Harry Monroe]

4. I think it would increase membership in the "Mile High Club" dramatically

[marmar]

5. Bare Air? Show-Us-Your-Ass Airways?

nt

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Fly United?

I just flew in from New York and boy are my balls tired.

[COLGATE4]

7. Just make sure they put towels on the seats first.