I don't have time to submit to a body scan or a pat-down

[Orrex]

Can I simply moon them instead?

[LisaL]

1. One guy took his clothes off and the TSA agents told him to put it

back on so they can properly patted down. When he refused police was called.
So-no.
You have to do what TSA tells you to do.

[nonconformist]

7. I was actually wondering if anyone had tried that.

Or showed up in see-through clothes. I'm sure some blogger out there wants to get creative with this.

[WVRICK13]

16. It Is All About Compliance

We must follow the orders without question. If security was the concern stripping would give a better screening than scans or pat downs.

[Xipe Totec]

2. I'm tempted.

Don't grope me, Bro! Here, I'll strip naked so you can look at my junk.

[Skink]

3. Once on a tour boat from St. thomas to St. John we all mooned the landing.

that was acceptable. But we live in an unjust society. :shrug:

[Orrex]

8. The moon landing was one of the greatest moments in human history

[Skink]

11. Yep.

Buzz Aldren is up there with Ron Jeremy.

[monktonman]

4. you have the right to say no

when that right is taken away...
Ill get histerical about it too.

[Orrex]

6. Apparently the sense of humor is the first casualty in a war of ideals

Rest in peace.

[flvegan]

5. You mooning someone isn't simple.

Years of therapy, disability, psych problems...don't do it.

[monktonman]

9. whats wrong with the moon

now were gonna outlaw the moon too???
no one is sayin you have to look at the moon
you can choose to look away

leave the poor moon alone, what did it ever do to you??

[flvegan]

10. Google Ozzy's "Bark at the Moon"

It's about Orrex.

[Orrex]

13. That's actually an urban legend

Or is it...?

[flvegan]

14. This "legend" is confirmed.

Sorry, "orrex"...if that even is your REAL name.

[Tsiyu]

12. Moon me once, shame on you

Moon me twice, hear: "Sir, could you please pull your pants back up so we can see what you might have under them?"

:shrug:

[Skittles]

15. I WILL KICK MOONING ORREX ASS

YES INDEED