Just what is 'Canadian sex,' eh?

[47of74]

Whoops...

OTTAWA — A small but significant slip of the tongue had Canada's industry minister pleading for "more Canadian sex stories" on Monday, although he quickly insisted he was actually talking about success.

"We need more Canadian sex stories," Tony Clement told an Ottawa crowd during a speech on the government's digital strategy.

A roar of laughter prevented him from correcting himself for a few seconds. "We need more Canadian SUCCESS stories ..." he said, pausing to emphasize the correction, "... like RIM and its world-famous — and now ubiquitous — BlackBerry."

Teased by reporters about the slip, Clement insisted he had not been thinking about sex.

Canadian sex stories? Do I even wanna know?

[Skittles]

1. I'll take a guess

yes INDEED

[47of74]

2. Ok, thank you!

Just what I wanted to see right before bed time!

[underseasurveyor]

19. OOoooooooooooooooh

So THAT'S how a moose masturbates. :toast:
I've often wondered:-)

[Buns_of_Fire]

24. Bullwinkle, say it ain't so! nt

[Skink]

3. It involes vowels........

and the nuch malinded teacher approved the...... something,

[grasswire]

4. Jelly donut coming.

Somebody had to say it.

[XemaSab]

5. .

[AnneD]

6. Does it involve....

poutine, because nothing says Canadian sex like poutine, except maybe jelly donuts.

[NuclearDem]

7. Hockey stick fetish

...I'm actually too afraid of what I'd find if I googled that...

[MilesColtrane]

8. It's aboot makin' back bacon.

[47of74]

15. Is any of it on the beach?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. Instead of "Oh, oh, OOOOHHH" you say "Eh, eh, EEEEHHH".

[47of74]

12. And you know this how?

[XemaSab]

13. .

:rofl:

[SpiralHawk]

10. Dude, apparently been playing with his Minkey overmuch

[old mark]

11. Drinking several 6 packs of Labatts, then passing out before sex is achieved...nt

[alfredo]

14. What? No mention of Beavers?

[Radical Activist]

16. I'm in favor.

There are plenty of Canadian actors and actresses who can star in the stories.

[47of74]

20. Just so long as the actor involved isn't this guy...

[AspenRose]

23. +1000!

[HCE SuiGeneris]

17. Back bacon

and some hosers.

[Major Hogwash]

18. "I insist, I wasn't thinking about sex when I said that"

It's just that the woman with the ginormous bazzoombas in the tight black blouse was sitting next to that one hoser up front, and I instantly held firm and stood tall. But it was just a slip of the tongue. Not because I wanted to give tongue to anyone you see, or go down that path, or go down anywhere, or anything quite like that.

[pinboy3niner]

21. Canadian sex involves curling; regular sex curls your toes

:evilgrin:

[Swede]

22. Why do Canadians do it doggy style?

So they can both watch the hockey game!

[marmar]

25. His mind must have been on Rue St. Catherine in Montreal