Rumor: Airports to allow flyers to have a smoke break after pat down

[The Straight Story]

:evilgrin: :smoke:

[Yeahyeah]

1. No cuddling?

[madmax]

3. My thoughts, too. A smoke and the afterglow.

:crazy: What no wine!

[Hawkeye-X]

2. no tipping?

dollar bills are a must..

[marmar]

4. Or a snack.....I'm always hungry after, umm, cohabitation.

nt

[AnArmyVeteran]

11. Stay away from chocolate and oysters or you'll soon want another 'pat down'.

[realisticphish]

5. +1

[NightWatcher]

6. just dim the harsh lights and play some mood music, a glass of wine is nice too

[rocktivity]

7. What, no towel?

:evilgrin:
rocktivity

[originalpckelly]

8. Will there be any crying and apologies for it?

:shrug:

[AnArmyVeteran]

9. Hilarious! Thanks!

[alarimer]

10. No one gets to second base with me without at least buying me dinner.

So I think the TSA, as a courtesy, should buy everyone they have to pat down at least a drink. Preferably before the procedure.

[originalpckelly]

12. Do something like that scene from Harry met Sally.

"Oh yes, touch me again you dirty boy!"