Ok , I traveled through Newark Airport yesterday , and no one groped me

[UndertheOcean]

they did not even have the naughty machine .

I feel let down , unappreciated and unsexy.

[Xipe Totec]

1. Don't get your knickers in a wad

:P

[emulatorloo]

2. You probably didn't even set off the metal detector

or have anything in your carry on that looked fishy on the X-RAY.

I guess you will have to try harder next time ;)

[TorchTheWitch]

3. terrorists take the day off on the busiest travel day of the year

This is what you have to believe in order to believe that the nudie scan and grope does anything to keep anyone safe.

Sadly, too many people - even here on DU of all places - are willing to believe it.

[uppityperson]

4. Here is a virtual grope and leer to help you feel better.

too funny

[rug]

5. I take it you didn't go into Newark itself.

[UndertheOcean]

6. I don't have that much of a death wish.

[friendly_iconoclast]

11. Please. Newark ain't pretty, but it's not Mordor n/t

[provis99]

7. try wearing a codpiece next time.

Rumor has it that TSA will be more enthusiastic about groping you.

[DFW]

8. Don't get cocky.

Next time, it could be this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3LNxvG1qQM

[lunatica]

9. What?! And your plane didn't get attacked by terrorists?!

Man! You are sooooo lucky!

[liberal N proud]

10. You unlucky dog

[rocktivity]

12. I felt the same way when I flew to my nephew's graduation last summer

I figured that with my liberal-cred, I should at least be on a no-fly list!

:eyes:
rocktivity