Sorry, Gang: Sarah Palin Ain't Going Anywhere...

[HipChick]

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2010/11/sorry-gang-sarah-palin-aint-going.html

we should be able to fucking ignore Sarah Palin and her molesting P.E. teacher-looking husband ("I'm puttin' my hand on the floor under your chest to make sure you do your push-ups right, Cindy") and her Hills-Have-Eyes-esque brood of mutant children. But she ain't a Jurassic Park T-Rex. If you stand still, she ain't going away. And if she's gonna hate fuck the "lamestream" media constantly, we may as well get off on it, too.

We all know what's gonna happen: she's gonna believe the Wal-Mart shoppers and shut-ins and horny rednecks who tell her at her book signings to run for President

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Nope, Palin ain't going away. We're stuck with her until 2012, at least. So let's just revel in her thin-skinned rapid response to any slight, insult, or sarcasm. Let's enjoy the notion of Karl Rove getting the chance to take her apart in the primaries like a cruel child with a bunch of flies whose wings need ripping. And let's all gather 'round the Facebook like in holidays of old and share in the undiminished stench of her fucktardery that she masks in a cheap perfume of Everychick wisdom.

[DinahMoeHum]

1. Check out the Taiwanese link about Palin in the post. . .

it is gut-busting funny (IMO), especially that it's spoken in Chinese.

http://www.nma.tv/2010/11/25/growing-up-palin-ex-governor-and-her-family-become-celebrities/

It's on YouTube, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQLD0Kpmsk&feature=player_embedded#!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Saphire]

6. lol..that's a good one.

[madmax]

2. The more she opens her mouth the better.

She is her own worst enemy.

[IDemo]

3. I'm hoping she makes it at least as far as debate season

She will make Miss Junior Teen South Carolina sound like Maya Angelou in comparison.

[Creative]

4. I don't know about that.

Oprah is retiring from daytime television.

[elocs]

5. From the day McCain picked her, DU has had an obsession with Palin.

Every time she opens her mouth somebody at DU creates a new thread about it.

[Chipper Chat]

7. Do you realize that if you remove the "L" from palin it becomes...

PAIN