will Dick Cheney's grave have to be in "an undisclosed location?"

rfranklin

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Fri Nov-26-10 01:48 PM
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will Dick Cheney's grave have to be in "an undisclosed location?"

Or will they have to install a ballroom dance floor at the burial site?

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CBGLuthier

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Fri Nov-26-10 01:50 PM
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1. It will never need watering. That's for sure.

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hlthe2b

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Fri Nov-26-10 01:51 PM
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2. yet, grass will never grow...

;)

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Kennah

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Fri Nov-26-10 01:53 PM
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3. Dang it all

I was going to show up to pay my respects with a full bottle of beer and an empty bladder, then leave with an empty bottle of beer and an empty bladder.

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Snotcicles

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Fri Nov-26-10 01:58 PM
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7. I hope they install an industrial drain next to it. nt

Edited on Fri Nov-26-10 01:59 PM by Snotcicles

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hlthe2b

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Fri Nov-26-10 01:53 PM
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4. They've undoubtedly found some multi zillion $ mausoleum...

deep, dark, and dank enough for him to feel quite comfortable through eternity, and protected from all who might wish a personal visit to leave their "special" remembrance.

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hlthe2b

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Fri Nov-26-10 01:53 PM
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5. DUPE

Edited on Fri Nov-26-10 01:54 PM by hlthe2b

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rfranklin

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Fri Nov-26-10 02:00 PM
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8. Are you referring to George Bush Junior?

Not only is he a dupe, he's a putz!

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hlthe2b

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Fri Nov-26-10 02:03 PM
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9. ...

;)

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Obamanaut

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Fri Nov-26-10 01:57 PM
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6. I'm sure it will be such that he can get out to fly around at night. nt

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gratuitous

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Fri Nov-26-10 02:05 PM
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10. Zipper on the covering turf?

Or a revolving lid?

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Obamanaut

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Fri Nov-26-10 02:10 PM
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11. No turf. It'll be in a basement in an undisclosed location, and from time

to time there will be eerie organ music heard, followed by the sound of flapping wings.

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Alameda

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Fri Nov-26-10 02:39 PM
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12. I would imagine it would be cryonic and undisclosed............

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Swede

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Fri Nov-26-10 02:47 PM
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13. I thought he'd just vanish into dust?!?

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SoCalDem

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Fri Nov-26-10 02:49 PM
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14. A memorial spittoon would suffice

:evilgrin:

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Pyrzqxgl

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Fri Nov-26-10 03:15 PM
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15. Who gets to drive the stake?

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LawnKorn

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Fri Nov-26-10 03:51 PM
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16. It will need to get EPA permits for a urine dump site

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AsahinaKimi

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Fri Nov-26-10 04:04 PM
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17. Seriously, who would dig him up?

Just let him rot.

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Horse with no Name

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Fri Nov-26-10 04:06 PM
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18. Did he die??

Please please tell me that the old bastard left the earth???

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old mark

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Fri Nov-26-10 05:06 PM
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19. Have to hammer a stake through his mechanical heart...just to be sure

he lie still...

mark

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Catherina

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Fri Nov-26-10 05:08 PM
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20. Port-a-potties please. A long line of port-a-potties and open urinals. n/t

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TheCowsCameHome

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Fri Nov-26-10 07:06 PM
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21. Last chance to avoid the year-end tax hike, Dicko

Don't let the gummint get your money. Do the right thing, Dick.

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